The Bucks are simply way more fun to watch when Mirza Teletovic is taking and making swaggy triples. This year, his performances have tended more towards the “taking” and not so much the “making”. Watching him attempt swaggy triples is also kind of fun, more fun that the usual player, but the funness goes way…
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Mirza Teletovic 19 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2017)
I was pretty pumped when the Bucks signed Mirza Teletovic this offseason. I saw what he had done in Phoenix the year prior, and he seemed like the perfect stretchy-foury type to put next to Giannis. I even advocated trading for him during the season, that’s how much I wanted this dude in Milwaukee. Now…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic 25 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2016)
One of the clearest warning signs of a coach who has no idea what’s going on is the random insertion and uninsertion of players into a lineup. Take Mirza Teletovic for example (you could also use Greg Monroe earlier in the season, or Rashad Vaughn, or Miles Plumlee). Jason Kidd didn’t play Mirza at all…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic All 181 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Three-ilation Part II)
Mirza and Devin tromped down the stairs with a group of about twenty other men who had hastily been assembled into a “squadron”. The general introduced himself, in the same quasi-robotic voice that his King spoke with, as Stellarion III. They walked by a few other units getting outfitted and finally arrived at an empty…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic All 181 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Three-ilation Part I)
The spaceship warped through yet another dimensional crossing-point, but Mirza didn’t even wince as he felt his body broken down and reformed to comply with the similar, yet subtly different, spacetime configuration of the new dimension. Some of the other fighters aboard the ship were new to the experience, and glanced nervously at each other,…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic 26 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2016)
I’m thinking about making a Mirza Teletovic three-ilation once the season end. A video containing every single three he’s made this year. But right now, it’s only that: a thought. I’m thinking about it. Nothing is certain. Maybe I won’t make it; I’m just not sure how many people would watch it. There’s a lot…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic 26 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2016)
It has come to my attention that Mirza Teletovic has broken the NBA record for most threes off the bench in a single season. Pretty good! Probably not as impressive as whatever record Stephen Curry is smashing these days, but still, pretty good. It’s not even really a record that should belong to Mirza, since…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic 24 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2016)
Mirza Teletovic vids used to be some of my most consistently viewed. Like, I’d post them, and a couple hours later, after the Bosnians noticed them, they’d have 10,000 views, easy. This happened on a regular basis. That doesn’t happen anymore. Mirza is better than ever, but all the Bosnians have forgotten about him. Are…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic 24 Points Full Highlights – The Revolution Will be TELETOVISED! (4/1/2016)
Maybe instead of trying to dunk you could aim for something attainable. Like lying in bed all day and peeing on yourself. The Best jumping system! Try now because YouTube doesn’t let me make money off these vids so I need to get referral bucks from jump programs: https://goo.gl/iQPKHk —- All clips property of the…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic 21 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (3/14/2016)
There is no reason, NO REASON, why the Suns can’t have Mirza Teletovic and Devin Booker bomb threes like a certain duo on the Warriors. Not just like that, but times two. Twice the three-pointers. No reason. We all know Mirza can launch from downto(Buck)wn with the best of them. He shoots the second most…
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