Tag: Moritz Wagner

https://youtu.be/7gH5oy_Lm-A OFFICIAL MORITZ WAGNER NICKNAMES POWER RANKINGS 1. Puttin’ on the ‘Ritz 2. Krieg 3. Gotterdammerung 4. Mo Money Mo Problems 5. Floppy Disk 6. Lips [POWER GAP] 9001. The Big Berliner [POWER ABYSS] 900000001. Mo

That thirty-point game that Moritz “Der Gotterdammerung” Wagner dropped in the first month of the season continues to wreak havoc on my Wagner-related thought processes. Even though I know logically that he’s just a low-end role-player, that thirty-burger has tricked part of my mind into thinking that he’s a night-in, night-out scoring god who makes…

There must be a reason Moritz “Der Gotterdammerung” Wagner isn’t playing more minutes. His percentages are sick, he’s averaging 20 and 10 per 36, the ‘Zards play way better with him on the court, he… oh. There it is. That’s a lot of fouls! Hard to play tons of minutes when you foul yourself out…

Moritz Wagner, as you should definitely know, had a 30-point game almost two weeks ago. That was a great game, 13-of-15 from the field, 15 rebounds, he was abusing Karl-Anthony Towns all night long. Definitely the defining game of his career thus far. In every other game this season, he has scored between 7 and…

I sit, surrounded by monitors displaying graphs and numbers incomprehensible to all but the most highly trained. Japurri Purrker, my dear little kitty, sits on my lap and purrs as I perform my task of utmost importance. He wants scritches, but scritchies are not forthcoming. Not while I have work to do. It is here…

Attention Lakers fans: you are NOT allowed to watch this video. Go watch some vids of Anthony Davis or LeBron James or Alex Caruso or whatever “superstar” your team signed recently. As much as I don’t want to, I’m begrudgingly allowing you to watch vids of players that are on your team. But this vid…