https://youtu.be/oBcidjKBq4Y Myles Turner was averaging 4.1 blocks per game BEFORE this game where he got six of them. By following the unassailable precepts of mathematics, which are largely unknown to me, we can definitely state that Turner is now averaging MORE than 4.1 blocks per game this season. And that puts him in elite company….
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Myles Turner 22 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (8/24/2020)
You know what would be the saddest thing ever? If Myles Turner befriended a family of ducks while in Orlando and now he has to leave really quickly (because eliminated teams have to be out of the bubble within 24 hours), but now he’s running around the entire bubble looking for the ducks so he…
Read MoreMyles Turner 21 Points Full Highlights (8/4/2020)
Fans of Myles Turner are despairing this season because he’s shooting the worst he’s ever shot from the field in his career (45.6%) while also scoring the lowest PPG per game since his rookie season (11.9). And fans of the Pacers are despairing because he decided to start doing this in the first year of…
Read MoreMyles Turner 27 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2020)
I am constantly in a state of bewilderment that Myles Turner is not a better NBA player. I am not exaggerating. Constantly. These thoughts follow me around everywhere I go, as much as I wish they wouldn’t. Like today, I was at the grocery store, you know, just doing my normal shopping (I find it…
Read MoreMyles Turner 21 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2020)
The Pacers must have decided that the combo of Myles Turner and Domantas Sabonis can work out, because they’re now paying both of them a ton of money for the next few years. A straight 18 million per year for Turner for four years, and very slightly more for Sabonis with the same amount of…
Read MoreMyles Turner 24 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/23/2019)
Myles Turner is a verified scoring beast. You know how on Twitter, verified users get a little blue checkmark next to their name so that you know their opinions are more important than your opinions? Myles Turner has the blue checkmark of being a verified scorer, except the checkmark only exists in my proprietary database…
Read MoreMyles Turner 25 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (10/23/2019)
Myles Turner is officially on notice. If he keeps putting up games like this one, he’s going to find himself banished from my channel. FOREVER. Well, not forever, but for a long time, until he enters the twilight of his career. I’ve done it before, and I’ll do it again. You think you’ll ever see…
Read MoreMyles Turner 28 Points Full Highlights (3/18/2019)
Pacers fans have sometimes expressed dissatisfaction with the coaching of Nate McMillan, mostly in the form of criticism of his offensive schemes. Namely, that it seems like the only play he can run is a two-man pick-and-roll at the top of the key. As the national media brings his name up as a possible fringe…
Read MoreMyles Turner 22 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2019)
If we could somehow transplant Myles “Elston” Turner’s jumpshot into Giannis Antetokounmpo, that would be it for the league. There would be no stopping him, so I guess it’s good that the technology for jumper transplants is probably a few deacdes away at this point. Even so, the existence of a fellow bigman with such…
Read MoreMyles Turner 22 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (2/5/2019)
Myles Turner is the league’s leading shotblocker, both in terms of raw blocks and blocks per game. And that’s in only 28 minutes per game. If he played a full 36, his dominance would be even more pronounced. As it is, the league is kinda lacking in a single player who is way above everyone…
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