DTB’S OFFICIAL GAMEPLAN IF HE WAS COACH OF THE PACERS: 1. Spam pick-and-pops with Myles Turner until the opponent ragequits 2. Spam pick-and-pops with Sabonis and Young if Turner ever needs to come out of the game for some reason, but Turner shouldn’t get tired because he won’t need to play defense in this new…
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Myles Turner 24 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2017)
It’s an undeniable fact that Myles “Pineapple Head” Turner’s jumpshot is among the prettiest in the league, and right now I’m talking about ALL players, not just big dudes. When the ball drops through the net after achieving the perfect amount of arc and velocity, you can feel, for a split second, that the universe…
Read MoreMyles Turner 24 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2017)
Things were looking bad for the Pacers when Myles Turner came back from his injury: four straight losses. Most people who noticed weren’t too worried, but I definitely was. I thought, for sure, 100 percent, that Turner had destroyed the good chemistry that his team had built up without him, that he had come in…
Read MoreMyles Turner 25 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/19/2017)
This kind of performance by Myles Turner that makes me wonder why every team doesn’t just spam pick-and-pops until their arms fall off. In this vid, it looks unstoppable. That might be because of the Heat’s defensive scheme, or it might be because Whiteside doesn’t care about anything on defense if he can’t get a…
Read MoreMyles Turner 20 Points Full Highlights (4/23/2017)
There was a point this season where I was comparing Myles Turner favorably to Jabari Parker. That was when he was hitting his midrange jumpers at a rate that, looking back, probably wasn’t sustainable. But can you blame me? His best game of the season ended up being the first one, when he scored 30,…
Read MoreMyles Turner 23 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2017)
Myles Turner has been in a slump lately. A big slump. He had 39 double-digit scoring games out of 40 during one stretch of the season, but has been held to single-digits way more often after the All-Star break. His jumper, so wet at the beginning of the season, has abandoned him somewhat. What’s the…
Read MoreMyles Turner 23 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2017)
If Pacers commentator Quinn Buckner doesn’t open up a restaurant called “Buckner’s Smothered Chicken” within five years, I’m gonna be… you guessed it: pissed as all heck. “Smothered chicken” is basically his catchphrase, and when your catchphrase has to do with a hella-delicious food preparation, you have to follow through by opening a restaurant based…
Read MoreMyles Turner 25 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (1/5/2017)
The sanctity of the game of basketball was destroyed tonight in Indianapolis, and for his singular part in the destruction, Myles Turner was rightfully booed. Check out the final clip of this video if you want to see Naismith’s creation get dragged through the mud. Personally, I suggest stopping this video at about 2:24, and…
Read MoreMyles Turner 23 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2017)
It’s a new year, and with a new year comes new opportunities for Myles Turner to be ignored in favor of more hypeable young players even though he is better than most of them. I can only do so much with my video descriptions when it comes to apportioning hype to the proper players in…
Read MoreMyles Turner 20 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (12/19/2016)
What if I told there was a 20-year-old second-year player who was averaging 15 points a game with excellent shooting numbers to go along with elite shotblocking skills. Not only that, but this player added a three-point shot over the offseason. You would certainly be hyped for such a player, were they to exist. You…
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