DTB’S OFFICIAL GAMEPLAN IF HE WAS COACH OF THE PACERS:
1. Spam pick-and-pops with Myles Turner until the opponent ragequits
2. Spam pick-and-pops with Sabonis and Young if Turner ever needs to come out of the game for some reason, but Turner shouldn’t get tired because he won’t need to play defense in this new offensive system
3. Go 82-0 in the regular season
4. Sweep playoffs
5. Infinite championships until eternity
6. Show Jennifer my rings and hope she comes back to me