Brian Roberts is a familiar name to Orioles fans. With many MLB players fleeing to large markets, is nice to see the all-star second baseman stick around through thick and thin. I hope he returns well from hip surgery to have a strong 2013 campaign. I’d like to see him get that BA a little…
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Greivis Vasquez Triple Double (21 Pts/12 Asts/11 Rebs) Full Highlights (2/8/2013)
Greivis Vasquez is leading the league in assists. He’s got more assists than anybody. Rajon Rondo, Chris Paul, Deron Williams, literally every other player in the NBA, all these dudes have fewer assists than General Greivis. That blows my mind, and it should blow your mind as well. With him averaging nearly 10 assists a…
Read MoreEric Gordon 27 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2013)
If Eric Gordon were a tree, what kind of tree would he be? I say oak, because oak trees are really good at shooting long, contested two-pointers. Wait, that’s just Eric Gordon. Let me think…is there any type of tree that’s good at shooting with a hand in its face? Or maybe there’s some kind…
Read MoreRyan Anderson 22 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (1/27/2013)
Ryan Anderson is a 3-point machine. I have heard rumors that you can hear a faint metallic clinking sound as he runs up and down the court, and the way his release never changes is simply superhuman. Has anybody checked his body for robotic implants? I never see him drinking Gatorade on the bench… W̷a̸i̴t̶,̷…
Read MoreRyan Anderson 27 Points (7 Threes) Full Highlights (1/21/2013)
“Ryan Anderson is the realest brotha I ever met. Dude is 100% straight up thug life forever.” – Martin Luther King, Jr.
Read MoreGreivis Vasquez 23 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (1/15/2013)
Suggested tags: Basketball Kobe Bryant James Lakers How does YouTube know? This is some seriously spooky stuff. All I typed in was the title of the video, and it already knows that it’s basketball related. Does it know that Greivis Vasquez is a basketball player? Is it dynamically analyzing the content of the video as…
Read MoreRoger Mason Jr. 17 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2013)
Roger Mason Jr. seems like a pretty good player, if you watch these highlights. There’s only one problem: he can’t keep his feet from stepping on the three point line while shooting. We could be talking about the next Steve Novak here but instead we’re sitting here talking about some meatball who likes to shoot…
Read MoreAnthony Davis 25 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2012)
Like his NFL counterpart Andrew Luck, Anthony Davis was one of those who was considered a can’t miss pick. 100% chance of success. 0% change of being a bust. Day-one contributor. Pro-ready skill set. Well it looks likes for once the draft scouts were right: Anthony Davis is already providing valuable contributions to his awful…
Read MoreGreivis Vásquez Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2012)
Is there anybody in the league who utilizes the floater more than Greivis Vasquez? I don’t think so. It seems like every other shot he takes is an off-balance flip at the rim. It’s become his trademark, like Kareem’s sky-hook or Gervin’s finger-roll. The Vasquez floater. Has a nice ring to it. He uses it…
Read MoreRobin Lopez 24 Points/6 Blocks Full Highlights (12/22/2012)
Fun Fact: Did you know that Robin Lopez meets Arizona’s legal definition of being mentally disabled? It’s true, and you can totally see it in his eyes. He looks confused all the time, and when he does something wrong he looks around at his teammates like “I know I did something wrong but I don’t…
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