New Orleans Pelicans – Page 2

Frank Jackson 18 Points Full Highlights (8/11/2020)

Frank Jackson is looking a bit Richard Simmons-esque with his headband and his big hair poof. You can add him to the list of players who didn’t know what to do with their hair while COVID-19 ravaged the planet so they just let it grow unchecked. In Jackson’s case, he sort of looks cool, in…

Jahlil Okafor 21 Points Full Highlights (8/11/2020)

With Zion Williamson out, this may have been the least-watched broadcast in history of NBA on TNT. Unless there are still a bunch of Lonzo Ball fanatics out there (which there might be, though I will say I haven’t seen any BBB stuff for a while [or ever]), the target audience for this game was……

Zion Williamson 25 Points Full Highlights (8/9/2020)

We all know that the reason the NBA invited so many teams into the Bubb was because they wanted Zion Williamson (and, incidentally, the rest of the Pelicans’ roster) to be in the playoffs. Nobody’s gone right out and said it, but this conclusion is so obvious that it completely bypasses “conspiracy theory” territory and…

Zion Williamson 24 Points Full Highlights (8/6/2020)

Zion Williamson is clearly quite a bit heftier than he was in high school. He’s also clearly above a healthy playing weight right now. Four months of NBA postponement didn’t help him slim down at all. But who can really blame him? I mean, food tastes SO GOOD. I’m compulsively thinking about food at least…

Zion Williamson 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (8/3/2020)

Zion Williamson only had three games this season (out of 21 appearances) where he shot below 50% from the field. I’m just so used to high-efficiency outings from him that I get irrationally upset when he has a relatively poor shooting game. That’s why I’m irrationally upset right now. Zion went 9-of-21 from the field…

Nickeil Alexander-Walker 15 Points/1 Quarter Full Highlights (8/1/2020)

Unlike the Kelly Olynyk “20 Points/1 Quarter” highlight video that I uploaded a few hours ago, this video represents the statistical output of a player who literally only appeared in one quarter: the fourth. The Pelicans got BTFO the frick out by the Clippers rather quickly in this one, so the entire second half was…

Zion Williamson 13 Points Full Highlights (7/30/2020)

I wake up to the sound of rain pounding on my window. How many days in a row has it been raining? It seems like forever. The clock next to my bed says 10:46 AM. I’ve overslept again, but can it really be called oversleeping when your excessive sleep isn’t causing you to miss anything…

Brandon Ingram All 124 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Jumperilation)

Brandon Ingram felt a draft of air rush across his body. This unexpected sensation roused him to a half-awake state. A few seconds passed before he realized that there was no reason he should be feeling a breeze; the windows of his brand-new apartment were perfectly sealed against the elements, and he never opened them….

Zion Williamson All 172 Field Goals Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Bucketilation)

All signs seem to point towards Ja Morant being ROTY of the year this season. However, that outcome is not as guaranteed as Morant stans would have you believe. The highly-touted Zion Williamson deserves consideration for the award as well, and in the following in-depth comparison which has been rigorously fact-checked and contains no lies…

Jaxson Hayes All 90 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)

“Come on dude, just log on. It’s not like you have anything better to do.” Jaxson Hayes rolled his eyes at the over-the-phone wheedling of his teammate Nickeil Alexander-Walker. He was bored, but not so bored that he could be convinced to start playing Runescape again. “I actually do have something better to do,” he…