New Orleans Pelicans – Page 20

Jrue Holiday 31 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2018)

I don’t know what the deal is, but I don’t even really like Jrue Holiday. His brother Justin is so much cooler. Taller, better hair, looks like an emoji, he’s just got so many positive attributes. What does Jrue have. A laughable All-Star appearance, and the chance to be part of a big 2.5 with…

Darius Miller 16 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2018)

Darius Miller was pretty spicy there for a stretch of the season from early November to early December. He was regularly putting up double-digit points and getting as many as two or three rebounds per contest. For a player of D-Mill’s caliber, who was out of the league for two years, that’s good enough to…

E’Twaun Moore 23 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2018)

OFFICIAL GUARDS WHO PLAY MORE THAN FIFTEEN MINUTES PER GAME SORTED BY FIELD GOAL PERCENTAGE POWER RANKINGS 1. JaKarr Sampson (59.1%) [what the hell, I guess I should have put a game restriction on this list since he’s only played in six of them] 2. E’Twaun Moore (54.6%) [I honestly thought he would be first,…

Ian Clark 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/23/2017)

This video should be considered a Christmas present to none other than Ian Clark himself, because nobody else cares about him enough for a highlight video of his on-court exploits to count as a “gift”. Since this video is for Clark and Clark only, I have attached a personal message to him: “Hey Ian, The…

Jrue Holiday 37 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2017)

Jrue Holiday and E’Twaun Moore must have set some kind of tandem scoring/efficiency records tonight. 16 out of 21 for Holiday, 15 out of 20 for Moore, D’Antoni-ball was in full force tonight. Both of them cooled off a bit later in the game, for a while it looked like we were going to get…

E’Twaun Moore Career High 36 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2017)

You have two cookies. You eat one. What do you do next? E’twaun Moore! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Special thanks to YouTube user Kyle Lowry (presumably not the real deal) for that joke. You da real MVP) I chose the right Pelicans game to watch tonight. One of my favorite role-players, E’Twaun Moore, having the game of…

Jrue Holiday 34 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2017)

Jrue Holiday’s contract is still insane, but if he keeps playing like he has been recently, it won’t be the worst one in the league. The Pelicans remain a big two with Davis and Cousins, but big three categorization is not too far off. 34 points for the second time in four games (typed out…

Ian Clark 15 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2017)

I consider Ian Clark to be roughly the same player as E’Twaun Moore, except Clark is worse. He played very well for the Warriors last year, but is struggling this year now that he doesn’t have Kevin Durcupcake and Stephanie Lurry and Klay Thompsucks on his team making things easy for him. Clark is getting…

Jrue Holiday 27 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/6/2017)

It’s taken a while, way longer than it should’ve, but Jrue Holiday is finally establishing himself as clearly the superior Holiday brother. Why it was ever a contest is a mystery, but Justin has been in a slump lately and Jrue is starting to play like the 25 million guy the Pelicans paid him to…

E’Twaun Moore Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2017)

E’Twaun Moore did it! After years of setting and re-setting the same career high at 24 points, he has broken through, scoring 27 BIG points against the Warriors! If I use exclamation points people will be as excited as I legitimately am for this amazing scoring outburst! Yeah! Woo! Yeah right. Enjoy your Curry highlights,…