New Orleans Pelicans – Page 25

Buddy Hield 21 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2016)

I’ve not yet given up hope that Buddy Hield can win the RWWADTYOTY award this year. For those ignorant of awards and their associated acronyms, that one stands for “Rookie who was actually drafted this year of the year”. I figure that since Joel Embiid is going to win the lame old ROY award, which…

Langston Galloway 20 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2016)

OFFICIAL POSSIBLE EXPLANATIONS FOR THE BANDAGE ON LANGSTON GALLOWAY’S HEAD POWER RANKINGS 1. Got caught in a portal between two dimensions and was literally ripped into pieces by the chaotic maelstrom of the timevoid 2. Got headbutted by an ostrich 3. Punched a fire extinguisher (with his head) 3a. Punched Kristaps Porzingis 4. Jumped in…

Tim Frazier Triple Double 14 pts/11 asts/11 rebs Full Highlights (12/11/2016)

The Pelicans are one of my favorite teams to watch right now. They’ve got a superstar (Anthony Davis), which of course always makes for a fun viewing experience, but then they have a huge collection of talent-deficient but lovable role-players (everyone else except Jrue Holiday). Basically any lineup the coach decides to trot out there,…

Reggie Williams 17 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2016)

Just out of curiosity, I looked up the last time Reggie Williams scored 17 or more points. It wasn’t as far back as I thought: he scored exactly 17 on March 31, 2012, outdone on his team (the Charlotte Bobcats) only by the 20 points of Byron Mullens (lol). Unfortunately for R-Will fans everywhere, this…

Tim Frazier 20 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (12/10/2016)

Tim “Timmy G. Fuckets” Frazier did his best Chris Paul impression last night, going for an impressive twenty points and eleven assists. Unfortunately, Chris Paul decided to simultaneously have his best game of the season, an even twenty and twenty which made Frazier’s efforts look worse in comparison. And, you know, it has to be…

Cheick Diallo 19 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2016)

My confusion with this occurrence can only be properly expressed with an excess of question marks: ?????. ???????. ??? ????? ?????. So in his third game donning the Pelicans’ navy, red, and gold, and his first not playing garbage time, Cheick “Discount Diallo Cheick” Diallo stepped in for the injured Anthony Davis and just casually…

Langston Galloway Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2016)

I don’t want to make Langston Galloway highlights, and you don’t want to watch Langston Galloway highlights, but the universe has decided that Langston Galloway will have highlight-worthy performances on a semi-regular basis, ignoring more deserving players like Kyle Wiltjer, Thon Maker, R.J. Hunter, and dozens of others. “No.” says the universe. “I have decided…

Buddy Hield 16 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2016)

Alvin Gentry is in win-now mode. The Pelicans as an organization might not be, but Gentry was playing for his job for a little while there. New Orleans has won a few games since getting off to that horrible start, but I’m sure Gentry doesn’t want to risk any more losing streaks. Hence, the banishing…

Jrue Holiday 22 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2016)

What the hell kind of name is Jrue, anyway? Just something that somebody (probably the mother, you know how they can be) just made up for fun? I can’t find any reference to any other “Jrue”s. Is Holiday the only one? That would be kind of cool, but not really, because it’s mostly lame, because…

Tim Frazier Career High 21 Points/14 Assists Full Highlights (11/22/2016)

I previously thought that my Tim Frazier highlights uploaded on April 3rd, the Year of Our Lord Two-Thousand and Sixteen, would be the unassailable summit that no other Tim Frazier highlights package could ever hope to reach. It was fair of me to think that; those were three-and-a-half minutes of frickin’ TIM FRAZIER highlights. However,…