New Orleans Pelicans – Page 26

Langston Galloway 23 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2016)

Eventually you guys are gonna start caring about Langston Galloway. One day you will be sitting at the dinner table, or brushing your teeth, or walking the dog, and you will receive a sudden realization: Langston Galloway is a player worth caring about. You will rush to your preferred YouTube-viewing device, and you will search…

Jrue Holiday 22 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (11/19/2016)

That’s it. I’m done. The NBA is under the thumb of a vast conspiracy that reaches deeper than feared. I can hardly stand to support this rigged league any longer. For those who missed it the first time: Jrue Holiday returning to the Pelicans led to one of their few wins of the season. Maybe,…

Jrue Holiday 21 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/18/2016)

I’m not much for conspiracy theories. A bunch of un-factchecked nonsense supported by believers who mindlessly gulp down any swill that is forced down their throats. A product of a strange new era of media consumption. But some things are just too coincidental. Jrue Holiday comes back after a host of injury and family issues,…

Terrence Jones 26 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2016)

After shamelessly chasing views with my last video, I have decided to atone by making this one, which depicts a player who no one at all cares about: Terrence Jones! He had his share of fans when he was with the Rockets, I think. Maybe I’m misremembering. But whatever he fans he may or may…

Langston Galloway 21 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2016)

Langston Galloway started off the season a bit slowly, but here’s the thing: he’s never been a great or even good scorer in the league. Anybody who thought he would transform himself into such a player this year was probably being too optimistic. I don’t count myself among that particular group of optimists, mostly because…

Buddy Hield 18 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2016)

These are not the quality of highlights I expected when I saw “Buddy Hield” in the boxscore with a little “18” in the points column. I knew he didn’t make many threes, but I was anticipating an avalanche of swaggy midrange jumpers in their stead. I hope you like layups. I mean, there’s nothing inherently…

E’Twaun Moore 20 points Full Highlights (11/10/2016)

So I keep sending invoices to E’Twaun Moore for my “personal brand development consulting” fees, and he keeps on not paying them. So I’m going to put him on blast, right here, right now. Full blast. Mr. Moore, pay your damn invoices. I don’t think $250,000 is even that much, all things considered. I spent…

Langston Galloway 18 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2016)

It’s nice that Langston Galloway finally had a good game after his dismal start to the season, but I’ve been thinking to myself the entire time he’s been in the league, “is Langston Galloway even good?” He came into the league with no expectations and then exceeded those non-existent expectations, causing people to think he…

Lance Stephenson 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/2/2016)

Maybe this is how it has to be now. Maybe Lance Stephenson can only have good games when his team loses. Is is a coincidence that the Pelicans had a putrid offensive showing while “Born Ready” was spearheading that offense? Or maybe it’s because all the so-called “talent” on the Pelicans is actually not very…

Buddy Hield 18 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2016)

I think that Pelicans-Grizzlies game was the worst offensive in game in recent memory. 83 to 89, AFTER an overtime? Without Anthony Davis scoring 40-plus, the Pelicans are a disaster on offense. And the Grizzlies, they’re the same Grizzlies they always were except with less talent. I feel sorry for anyone who watched the entire…