I am getting confused right now. Who exactly is the Knicks’ shooting guard of the future? Is it Damyean Dotson or Allonzo Trier? Both of them are averaging around ten points per game, but often have games where they score way more than that, and neither of them was expected to do a whole lot…
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Emmanuel Mudiay 28 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/17/2019)
The Knicks have repeatedly proven to us that they’ve rightfully earned the title of “worst team in the NBA”, but just because they have a roster chock-full of “talent” that’s of questionable utility to a real-life NBA team doesn’t mean they can’t win a game every once in a while. And, honestly, if I were…
Read MoreMario Hezonja 17 Points/1 Block Full Highlights (3/17/2019)
LeBron James sat in the back of the team plane as it flew to wherever their next game was. He didn’t know their schedule anymore, nor did he care. It was all over. There would be no Finals. There would be no playoffs. Would he even play in the rest of the team’s games? That…
Read MoreDamyean Dotson 25 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2019)
At this point, I have been internally pronouncing Damyean Dotson’s first name as “Dam-Yeen” for far too long. There is no going back to the correct pronunciation. The funny pronunciation is too deeply ingrained in my brain. However, thanks to the smooth announcing of one Clyde Frazier, I have been informed that Dotson’s nickname is…
Read MoreKadeem Allen 16 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2019)
I was kinda wondering what had happened to Kadeem Allen. He had a really nice stretch of games at the beginning of February culminating in some double-digit scores and ultra-culminating in a 25-burger. But then I wasn’t seeing him in the boxscores anymore, so I just assumed that despite his good play the Knicks coaching…
Read MoreDamyean Dotson 21 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2019)
Damyean Dotson, in my utterly biased view as a creator of highlights (and not lowlights), has looked pretty good for the Knicks this season. There are definitely things he can improve on, but when I see a guy who can shoot jumpers coming off screens, I know that that player is for real. Because if…
Read MoreDamyean Dotson 18 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2019)
OFFICIAL PLAYERS WHOSE NICKNAME COULD BE “DOUBLE D” POWER RANKINGS 1. DeMar DeRozan 2. Dewayne Dedmon 3. Damyean Dotson 4. Donte DiVincenzo POWER GAP 5. Deyonta Davis SECOND POWER GAP, BIGGER THAN THE FIRST 25. Duje Dukan
Read MoreEmmanuel Mudiay 21 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2019)
Emmanuel Mudiay laughs at your pathetic attempts to take his minutes. Ron Baker? Traded, then injured. Trey Burke? Traded due to being a huge bust. Frank Ntilikina? Can’t make a shot, then injured. John Jenkins? LMAO. Courtney Lee? How about you try making a layup in the finals, scrub. Kadeem Allen? Can’t even get on…
Read MoreDamyean Dotson 26 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/10/2019)
Based solely on this 26/6/6 statline (a line which I call the “number of the beast” statline, because players who achieve it are usually beasts), I’m gonna go ahead and say that Damyean Dotson is the next Tyreke Evans. That sounds awesome, doesn’t it? Who wouldn’t want a player who compares favorably to a former…
Read MoreAllonzo Trier 29 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2019)
“29 points for Allonzo Trier!” you mutter to yourself excitedly as you open the latest DTB video in your web browser and push ‘play’. “This will doubtlessly be an entertaining highlight video worthy of my precious time, a resource that I have a limited amount of!” Wrong. You’re wrong. And dumb. This video is not…
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