Luke Kornet 19 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2019)

Luke “The Korndog” Kornet continues to make certain other Turkish centers on the Knicks obsolete by being an elite three-point threat. Sure, his rebounding is absolutely pathetic compared to Kanter, and his presence inside is practically non-existent, but he’s probably at least on par with Kanter on the defensive end so it’s just a matter…

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Noah Vonleh 15 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/27/2018)

Noah Vonleh has now earned a rightful reputation as a “Giannis Stopper”. His wide body, athleticism, and fearless bodily sacrifices make him the perfect guy to slow down Giannis’ relentless drives. By virtue of this “Giannis Stopper” status alone, Vonleh will continue to get NBA contracts for at least the next five years. Throw in…

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Luke Kornet Career High 23 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/27/2018)

Anyone else getting vibes from the time Kyrie Irving went into Madison Square Garden and scored 41 points while wearing a mask? Those are the vibes I am receiving from this 23-point game by Luke “Kornhole” Kornet. There’s just something about putting on a mask that makes a performance seem way more special. Like the…

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Kevin Knox 21 Points Full Highlights (12/25/2018)

A Bucks game on Christmas! I never thought I’d live to see the day. The Bucks have been so bad, so consistently, that them being good still feels like I’m part of a very fun dream and the dream is about to get even funner when my middle school English teacher who I had a…

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Kevin Knox 24 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2018)

Jarrett Jack got waived by the Pelicans before the season started after a reasonably successful season with the Knicks. And with his waivement, the most punchable face in the league departed, never to be seen again. First Corey Maggette, then Matt Barnes, and now Jack, the visages which I most want to smash with my…

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Emmanuel Mudiay 32 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2018)

Man, at some point I should stop being surprised when Emmanuel Mudiay scores 30 or more, because he’s doing it regularly now, but it’s insane to me every time. No one has yet satisfactorily answered my question of “how is this happening?”. I suspect that that’s because there are no answers that make any sort…

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Mario Hezonja 14 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2018)

Just putting it out there: I am not salty at all over the fact that Mario “Crobe” Hezonja dunked “on” Giannis Antetokounmpo and then, on his way back up the court, stepped over his vanquished foe’s dunked-on body laying prone on the hardwood. It’s easy to say that he’s not good enough to do stuff…

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Emmanuel Mudiay 32 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2018)

I was, before Emmanuel Mudiay decided to be all good all of a sudden for no reason, ready to see him sent off to China in a 16th-century trading vessel in exchange for a literal boatload of exotic spices and fragrances. That’s where he started his career, and I thought that’s where he’d continue finishing…

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Kevin Knox 20 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2018)

Don’t look now, but Kevin Knox is averaging 10 points per game. If he keeps up this production, you will be able to look back on his rookie season five years from now and say “wow he was a pretty decent scorer for a rookie”. It’s the kind of season that doesn’t look out of…

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Emmanuel Mudiay Career High 34 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/14/2018)

Welcome to the club, Hornets fans. The club we are talking about is a very exclusive one, the “Butts Kicked By Emmanuel Mudiay Hitting A Whole Bunch Of Ridiculous Shots In An Overtime Game” club. And as I sit here watching morose Hornets fans trickling in with a face like “what the frick just happened”,…

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