Jarrett Jack got waived by the Pelicans before the season started after a reasonably successful season with the Knicks. And with his waivement, the most punchable face in the league departed, never to be seen again. First Corey Maggette, then Matt Barnes, and now Jack, the visages which I most want to smash with my fist have now all left the NBA. Maggette is doing commentary for the Clippers, but since they hardly ever show his face, he hardly counts anymore.
Enter Kevin Knox. Boy, do I want to punch his face! It’s so soft and dumb looking. I’m sure he’s a great guy, and he’s been playing much better as of late, but whenever I see him my hand involuntarily clenches into a fist and I start shaking. Luckily I have enough willpower to not smash my monitor while making his highlights, but I’ve got the thing encased in bubble-wrap just to be safe. So if you’re wondering why my vids have been wonky lately, that’s why. It’s hard to see what you’re doing through three layers of bubbled plastic.