Chasson “Press X to Chasson” Randle: better than Derrick Rose? According to Betteridge’s Law of Headlines, which states “Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no”, the answer is no. According to reality, which states “Derrick Rose licks taint”, the answer is yes. Hm. A conundrum indeed! How…
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Lance Thomas 17 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2017)
When it comes to the Knicks and bad contracts, all anybody wants to talk about is Joakim Noah, his busted knees, and his gigantic albatross of a contract. But what flies under the radar his Lance Thomas and the Knicks-given contract that sees him getting paid seven million dollars per year for the next four…
Read MoreWilly Hernangomez 14 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2017)
Willy Hernangomez, umbrella-less despite the chilling rain which fell from the flat grey sky, walked through the dreary cemetery until he got to the headstone he was looking for. The stone was new compared to its neighbors; it had not yet been eroded by the forces of time and nature. It read “NOAH” in clear…
Read MoreLance Thomas 21 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2017)
I am making this video to prove that I don’t care about views. That I am not a slave to the little number that YouTube decides is important. There are tons of more “worthy” highlights to do right now, vids that would get a lot more views, but I don’t care. I want to make…
Read MoreCourtney Lee 25 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2017)
After last night’s game where Courtney Lee was undoubtedly the best player on the court for the Knicks, I might have to rethink my most recent hashtag creation, #CourtneyLeeDoesntDeserveAHashtag . Twenty-five points is sort of like the unofficial line between a player deserving a hashtag and a player not deserving a hashtag. My official position…
Read MoreKyle O’Quinn 18 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2017)
Well, Joakim Noah is out, a fact which every Knicks fan is sure to be happy about, but their happiness is tempered by the fact that Willy Hernangomez is still not the starter. Nope, the starting center job was given to the center-sized Porzingis, and the starting power forward role has been entrusted to the…
Read MoreKristaps Porzingis 27 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2017)
The Knicks are kind of messed up right now. Charles Oakley agrees with that assessment. So I don’t blame Kristaps Porzingis for falling into a bit of a slump; it’s hard not to get a little lethargic as an organization implodes around you. Everyone else (except Mindaugas Kuzminskas, and even he is slumping now) is…
Read MoreWilly Hernangomez 16 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2017)
The transferral of minutes is complete. Joakim Noah, the starter in name only, got six minutes in this game and then “injured” his “hamstring” (more like Hornacek injured his feelings LMAO). Hernangomez then got thirty-five minutes off the bench, putting up 16-5-5 (I didn’t show the assists because I didn’t want to) and helping the…
Read MoreBrandon Jennings 23 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (2/4/2017)
https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/new/ If things are really about to get blown up in New York (wow, I reread that phrase and I swear I didn’t mean it that way), I’m looking forward to tons of minutes and tons of swag from Brandon Jennings. With Carmelo and Rose and Baker gone, he would get to be the guy…
Read MoreWilly Hernangomez 16 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2017)
Willy Hernangomez: the savior of Spaniards in the NBA? The Gasol brothers only have a few years left and somebody needs to step up to the plate to represent Spain over here in the states. The savior was supposed to be Ricky Rubio but he still can’t shoot, and if he never develops that skill…
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