Kristaps Porzingis 24 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2016)

I can forgive Kristaps Porzingis for choking tonight. Free throws are hard, and they get even harder under pressure. If his woes at the stripe continue, he can go the Onuaku route and shoot them underhand, but for now, you just have to accept missed free throws as part of his game. Just like with…

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Kristaps Porzingis 22 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (12/25/2016)

I hope you all had a wonderful Kristmas, with plenty of gemutlichkeit and bonhomie and draudziga atmosfera. If you don’t happen to celebrate Kristmas, remember that Kristaps Porzingis, our lord and savior, was released upon the Earth on this day, and all NBA fans are obligated to commemorate the occasion of his birth. Kristmas may…

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Willy Hernangomez 15 Points Full Highlights (12/22/2016)

Attention everybody: Willy Hernangomez’s first name is actually pronounced “Billy”, so I hope you guys are all really sorry for pronouncing it how it looked. Attention DownToBuck: remember to put something in the description about Billy Walker because Knicks fans really loved that guy. Attention Willy: Kristaps may look and act like he’s your friend,…

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Kyle O’Quinn 14 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (12/22/2016)

“Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas!” “Kyle, what the hell is this?” groaned Carmelo Anthony in response to the figures that had just walked through the locker room door. If Kyle O’Quinn had hoped to make an impression, he certainly did: he was dressed in the traditional attire of Santa Claus, but with a green-colored coat…

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Kristaps Porzingis 21 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2016)

I’m gonna be honest with you, I was thinking of holding off on these highlights until later in the evening. Kristaps Porzingis scoring 21 is not an unusual occurence by this point, and there were some other tantalizing performances to consider. Then I saw he made 4 threes, and all bets were off. I love…

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Willy Hernangomez 17 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2016)

The much-anticipated Hernangomez vs. Hernangomez matchup failed to live up to the hype. Willy certainly held up his end of the bargain, scoring a career-high 17 points. Juan, on the other hand, barely got in the game and hit a free throw for his sole contribution to the Nuggets’ winning effort. For that reason, I…

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Kristaps Porzingis 22 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2016)

Is the Draymond Green/Kristaps Porzingis beef the hottest beef currently beefing in the NBA? It might be, but there are a few other candidates to consider: Patrick Beverley/Russell Westbrook – This beef reached its beefiest point when Beverley maliciously attempted to end Westbrook’s career. I think I saw something somewhere that indicated this beef was…

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Ron Baker 13 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2016)

You thought Marcelo Huertas looked like a hobbit? This Ron Baker guy has him beat in all aspects of hobbit-ness other than height. Wavy longish hair? Check. Stocky? Check. Bright eyes? Check. Hairy feet? Probably check. You could tell me that Baker was actually the actor for Merry Brandybuck in the Lord of the Rings…

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Kyle O’Quinn 22 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2016)

Forget about Porzingis vs. Chriss. The real fight I wanted to see this game was Kyle O’Quinn vs. Alan Williams. Two undersized centers, who know how to use their size to their advantage, trading blows while standing on the scorer’s table? That would be a must-watch. You could sell tickets for a fight like that,…

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Kristaps Porzingis 34 Points/1 Fight Full Highlights (12/13/2016)

Kristaps Porzingis vs. Marquese Chriss: who ya got? I’m talking about if they actually fought with their fists here. Not what really happened, which wasn’t indicative of anything except that NBA players don’t, when it comes to down to it, actually want to throw down. Let’s take a look at the facts, shall we? MUSCULATURE:…

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