Cue up the melancholy music folks, because I’m about to drop a bomb of sadness on your sorry faces. Nicolas Batum is already 27 years old. That means that we only have, give or take a few years, a decade remaining of sweet Nicolas Batum highlights. A decade isn’t a very long time. 9/11 was…
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Nicolas Batum 25 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/15/2016)
Nicolas Batum stepped out of the Barcelona airport with a single goal in mind. The address of his target had already been acquired. He hailed a taxi, and when he slipped into the backseat of the cab, he handed the driver a small slip of paper with the address written on it. Nic was not…
Read MoreNicolas Batum 33 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2015)
Has a three-person commentary team ever succeeded in the NBA? This is a serious question posed in a serious manner. Because, honestly, every time a team tries to field three TV commentators at the same, it just totally sucks. There’s a color-man, and there’s an analyst. What’s the third person? Random jokes guy? Player anecdotes…
Read MoreNicolas Batum 28 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2015)
The little Nicolas Batum sat restlessly with his parents in the waiting room at the child psychologist’s office. His mom looked over to him. “Stop fidgeting, Nic, you’re making me nervous.” She then glanced at her husband, who looked very much like he’d rather be anywhere else, and was staring at the floor determinedly. “But…
Read MoreNicolas Batum 24 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2015)
In recognition of Nicolas Batum’s season-high performance tonight, I have made him this coupon, to be redeemed whenever he wishes: ———————————————————- |…………………………………………………..| |…….The bearer of this coupon………| |….Is entitled to one (1) ball-punch…| |…………………………………………………..| |…………………………………………………..| |…………………………………………………..| |………..Cash value 1/100 cents……..| ———————————————————-
Read MoreNicolas Batum 27 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/25/2015)
“What are we goings to do?” Victor Claver yelled as he ran. “Shut up and keep running!” shouted Nic Batum as he ran alongside his teammate. Why had he been so stupid as to microwave a basketball? Such a juvenile stunt could never have a positive outcome, and now, here they were, being chased by…
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Read MoreNicolas Batum 27 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/21/2015)
“Bon Dieu de merde,” Nic whispered, watching with fascination and horror. “I warned you something bad would happens.” Victor Claver whimpered. Nicolas Batum and his Spanish teammate were rooted to the floor as the horrific scene unfolded before their eyes. What had started as an innocent experiment on the effects of microwaves on basketballs had…
Read MoreNicolas Batum 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/28/2014)
Victor Claver sat near the wall of the training facility, staring intently at the basketball in his hands. Nic Batum, on his way to the fridge full of Gatorade, noticed his Spanish teammate’s focused demeanor. “Hey, Vic, getting in the zone for tonight’s game?” Victor looked up, startled, as if he had been awoken from…
Read MoreNicolas Batum 20 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (5/10/2014)
In this series, Nicolas “I Want To Punch Juan Carlos Navarro In The Balls” Batum is the only bright spot on an embarrassingly-outmatched Blazers team. While his teammates struggle to tie their shoes and navigate food from their fork to their mouth, Batum is showing that he is worth the money that he was paid…
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