The second Nikola Vucevic grabbed his 20th rebound, giving him the coveted 30-20 game, the very instant he snatched that ball, he graduated from my channel. It’s been a long time coming, Vucci Mane. I’ve been propping you up all these years, and now look at you. Averaging 20 and 10 (well, 12) like I…
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Nikola Vucevic 26 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2018)
Nikola Vucevic is finally doing what he should’ve been doing for years now had he not been getting held down by one of the most incompetent franchises in the league: averaging 20 and 10. He’s always seemed like a perfect 20 and 10 guy, doing all the things you would expect a guy like that…
Read MoreNikola Vucevic 25 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2018)
It has come to my attention that Nikola “Vucci Mane” Vucevic doesn’t even like the nickname “Vucci Mane”. That’s too bad, because I really think it’s the best one that he has (even if I don’t exactly know who Gucci Mane is), but I will respect his wishes and not use it for at least…
Read MoreNikola Vucevic 30 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/26/2018)
Another day, another fanbase full of bandwagon casual fans convinced that Nikola Vucevic is the best center in the league. First it was the Lakers, now it’s the Warriors. It’s not enough to dominate games while no one is watching. You have to go in to that arena, get your dick out, slap it on…
Read MoreNikola Vucevic 31 Points/7 Assists/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/25/2018)
It’s happening slowly, but I think people are finally starting to notice how much of a beast Nikola Vucevic is. It helps that he’s playing, demonstrably, the best basketball of his career, but it’s not like he hasn’t played really good basketball before. It also helps that the Magic aren’t unwatchable bum-sauce this year, but…
Read MoreNikola Vucevic 28 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (11/18/2018)
Nikola Vucevic shifted nervously on his feet. “You sure you’ve got the plan?” The scantily-clad escort that he had hired for the occasion continued looking annoyed. “Yeah, I’ve got it. You do realize, however, that getting punched in the face falls significantly outside the range of services I typically offer to my clients.” Now it…
Read MoreNikola Vucevic 36 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2018)
One thing I have learned over the years, is that you can’t make people care about players they don’t want to care about. You just can’t do it. People with way more clout in the NBA sphere than I have can’t do it. No one can. There is simply nothing anyone can do to drive…
Read MoreNikola Vucevic 30 Points Full HIghlights (11/14/2018)
I have only the vaguest memories of Nikola Vucevic’s short tenure in Philadelphia. So vague that I’m not entirely sure I didn’t just make them up, or that they were artificially implanted in my mind by aliens. That was the year before I started making highlights, and I wasn’t as all-around in my NBA fandom…
Read MoreNikola Vucevic 24 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2018)
Once, a long time ago, I promised that I wouldn’t do highlights of Nikola Vucevic unless he was scoring 40. I was tired of the mid-to-high 20’s he was scoring night-in and night-out, and I lashed out. These words don’t act as an apology for my anger; my apology is the countless Vooch vids I…
Read MoreNikola Vucevic 24 Points Full Highlights (10/22/2018)
After a 27-point triple-double in the previous game, which I would argue is not the quintessential Vooch experience, Nikola Vucevic returns with a vengeance to give us a performance that is quintessentially Vooch: 24 points, 11-of-18 shooting, two free throw attempts, and one assist. When you think to yourself, “what kind of statline Vucci Mane…
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