Maybe this is the key to Noah Vonleh staying relevant in the league. Heck, maybe it’s the key to him STAYING in the league, point blank. Just shoot three-pointers until you’re good enough at them that GM’s think you’re a legit stretch four who can rebound and hit shots. Vonleh’s per-36 rebounding numbers have always…
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Noah Vonleh 11 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/20/2017)
Perhaps the biggest contribution from Vonleh this game was his eighteen rebounds, five of them on the offensive end. You might be thinking “…B-b-but DEE TEE BEE, why did you put his eighteen rebounds in the title of the video if they were so important?” What a foolish question. The answer is clear. I do…
Read MoreNoah Vonleh 12 Points Full Highlights – VINTAGE Vonleh! (4/1/2017)
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Read MoreNoah Vonleh 12 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2017)
We have two options when it comes to Noah Vonleh’s disappointing career so far: either he’s a late bloomer like Jermaine O’Neal, or he’s a bust. Those are the two options. There is a third option (“he needs more minutes”) but that option doesn’t count because, as I clearly said before, there are two options…
Read MoreNoah Vonleh 11 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2016)
You know how long I waited to do Noah Vonleh highlights last season? I’ll tell you: THE ENTIRE FRICKIN’ DURATION OF SAID SEASON! He showed some flashes (maybe just one flash, actually) at the end of his tenure with the Hornets, so I thought that a new team, a new atmosphere, and a starting gig…
Read MoreNoah Vonleh 16 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (4/12/2015)
80 games into the season for the Charlotte Hornets, their prized rookie, Noah Vonleh, has finally achieved the fabled “actually good game”. Not just an “okay game” or a “that could definitely have been worse game”, but a real, legit, authentic, “actually good game”. I didn’t think it was going to happen, honestly. Nerlens Noel…
Read MoreNoah Vonleh 10 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (1/31/2015)
I didn’t realize how funny Noah Vonleh looks. He’s got that old man stretched-out look going, but somehow he also looks like a newborn baby. I don’t know. I just get weird vibes from him for some reason. Is he the personification, the manifestation of all the separate eras of humanity into one time-being? Was…
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