Enes Kanter 20 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2017)

Here’s the real reason I do tons of highlight of Turkish NBA players: I’m grateful for when they gave Allen Iverson a chance to play professionally again, even if he only lasted 10 games over there. That was a good move, and to repay them, I’m saturating the Internetubes with Enes Kanter highlights. It’s so…

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Steven Adams 22 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2017)

There’s probably some sort of way to figure out how many triple-doubles Russell Westbrook would have if you replaced Steven Adams with Omer Asik. Some fancy method that involves shooting percentages and on-off court stats and all sorts of crazy stuff. Plus the fact that Asik would drop literally every pass thrown to him by…

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Steven Adams 18 Points Full Highlights (1/4/2017)

OFFICIAL KIWI NBA PLAYERS ALL-TIME POWER RANKINGS 1. Steven Adams. I don’t want to throw around terms like “top ten center” or “DeAndre Jordan 2.0 with better hair” but since I just typed them I guess I’m throwing them around now. Let’s just put it this way: New Zealand’s flag is going to have a…

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Enes Kanter 22 Points Full Highlights (1/4/2017)

22 points in 20 minutes is just the kind of thing we’ve come to expect from Enes “Freddie Mercury” Kanter. That kind of scoring rate was something we saw last year, but somehow he’s improved in that area a little bit. My theory: he is shooting it every single time Westbrook passes him the ball,…

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Serge Ibaka 22 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2017)

Serge “Ibaka Gaijin” Ibaka pretty much beasted his way through the entire month of December and it looks like he’s going to do the same thing in January. He might even keep it up for the whole season. Given the Magic’s recent good play, it’s not even out of the question that the Serge Protector…

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Steven Adams 20 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/2/2017)

I try to remain as neutral as possible while watching NBA games. Nothing good comes of letting one’s emotions be dictated by a bunch of roided-up monsters putting a little ball in a slightly bigger hoop. But I couldn’t help myself tonight. As the Thunder made their first 1000 shots from the field, with Steven…

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Steven Adams 15 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (12/27/2016)

OFFICIAL STEVEN ADAMS DUNKS IN THIS VIDEO POWER RANKINGS: 1. 0:49 – He just rode Hassan Whiteside like a horse all the way to the rim and then made the stanky face. A decade from now when future people are making their holographic Steven Adams career mixes for HoloTube, this dunk will be shown in…

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Alex Abrines 14 Points Full Highlights (12/27/2016)

It’s probably not a wise move for Alex Abrines to start copying Anthony Morrow’s shooting motion. Yeah, Morrow is a great shooter, and Abrines could take some tips from him, but there’s a reason no other NBA players use his “don’t bring the ball below your shoulders” shot form. It’s just too unnatural. The human…

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Steven Adams 22 Points Full Highlights (12/25/2016)

Let us have a moment of silence for all the people around the globe who don’t even get to have tons of snow to look at while they celebrate Christmas. It is truly a tragedy of monumental proportions for millions upon millions of people to be robbed of a white Christmas by the cruel gods…

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Domantas Sabonis 20 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2016)

Man, I would have been ALL OVER the Arvydas Sabonis highlights if had any sort of mind to make them back in his playing times. I didn’t. And even if I did, I don’t think the investment into thousands of dollars of video editing would’ve paid off. And how I would I distribute the content?…

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