As usual, Nick Young has to go and ruin everything. Typical Swaggy P. Steven Adams has a career-high 20 points, capped off by a go-ahead putback with 13 seconds left. Potentially a catalyzing moment for basketball in New Zealand. A memory etched in the hearts and minds of every Kiwi who dares to dream of…
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Andre Roberson 13 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2016)
Remember when everybody got hyped for Andre Roberson in last year’s playoffs because he was actually scoring points? They were all like, “Haha yeah Roberson’s playing really well, haha, we’re just pretending that the Thunder wouldn’t be way better if they had somebody at his position who could score.” Actually, that’s an unfair characterization. The…
Read MoreEnes Kanter 24 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2016)
I have already expressed my sorrow at Turkish people not being able to watch highlights of their favorite Turkish NBAers because of governmental internet censorship. I’ll express it again: it sucks. Erdogan’s Turkish government, from what I can tell as a barely-informed American pig imperialist, is pretty much totally screwed up right now in terms…
Read MoreDomantas Sabonis 15 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2016)
Just forget about Donatas Motiejunas, Lithuania-bros. I have sources inside the Rockets organization that don’t want me to tell you this, but I want you guys to find it out from a trusted source instead of a faceless media conglomerate: D-Mo died like a week ago. Just straight up died not only because of how…
Read MoreSemaj Christon 10 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/5/2016)
Take a look at Semaj Christon’s name. Notice anything weird? You shouldn’t. Seems like a normal black-person name to me, and it should to you as well. Nothing out of the ordinary here. But wait! If you take a close look… his last name, “Christon” is pretty much the word “Ostrich” spelled backwards! Whoa! I…
Read MoreSteven Adams 14 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (10/30/2016)
Last year it was proven conclusively that Steven Adams can catch lobs from Westbrook all the time if he wants. You can refer to Adams’ 2015-16 dunkilation for proof. This year should be no different, except it should be better since Durant is no longer there to take possessions away from the unstoppable pick and…
Read MoreKevin Durant All 106 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
Kevin Durant was not happy with how his season had ended. Squandering a 3-1 series lead against the Warriors had left a foul taste in his mouth. He hoped that, in visiting the man responsible for the Thunder’s loss, he could move on from it. In the form he had just taken, the universal axioms…
Read MoreSteven Adams All 102 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
Bent over with exertion, Steven Adams finally crested the top of the mountain path. Overcome with fatigue after the climb, he fell forward onto his hands and knees, heaving and coughing. His shoes had long ago succumbed to the treacherous rocks of the mountain, and his feet were torn and bleeding. His groin and head…
Read MoreSerge Ibaka 17 Points Full Highlights (5/24/2016)
I’m just going to sit here and ponder why the 73-win Warriors are one loss away from not making the finals. No description. Just me, pondering, and you, joining me. We can ponder together… … … … … How are the Thunder so easily making the Warriors their bitch? Serge Ibaka is often a difference…
Read MoreAndre Roberson Career High 17 Points Full Highlights (5/24/2016)
Upon the uploading of this video, I will have officially made more Andre Roberson highlight vids during this year’s playoffs than I had over the entire rest of his pro career. Is that bananas or what? Hell, I’d say we’ve gone well past bananas. This is frickin’ PLANTAINS. Roberson did it all tonight. 17 frickin’…
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