There are rumors that the Orlando Magic are looking to trade Terrence Ross. Great! My favorite time of the NBA year after 10-day-contract time, hard trade-deadline time, opening-night time, and closing-night time (regular season), is trade-rumors time. I love a good trade rumor or 10 or 100. There are so many permutations to analyze, so…
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Terrence Ross 20 Points Full Highlights (1/7/2019)
Raise your hand if you noticed that Terrence Ross is averaging 13 points per game this season. And then put that hand down because you are LYING. There is no one earth who still cares enough about slam-dunk-champion Terrence Ross to realize that he’s having the best season, scoring-wise, of his career. Theoretically, fans of…
Read MoreD.J. Augustin 26 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/30/2018)
It always makes me a little annoyed when I’m looking over the potential videos to do for a night and there at the top of the list is an unexciting role-player like D.J. Augustin. Like, no one good (but still bad enough for my channel) or foreign or young could muster more than 26 points?…
Read MoreNikola Vucevic 30 Points/20 Rebounds/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/28/2018)
The second Nikola Vucevic grabbed his 20th rebound, giving him the coveted 30-20 game, the very instant he snatched that ball, he graduated from my channel. It’s been a long time coming, Vucci Mane. I’ve been propping you up all these years, and now look at you. Averaging 20 and 10 (well, 12) like I…
Read MoreD.J. Augustin 27 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/26/2018)
A few weeks ago I officially undertook the ritual that transferred the “Deej” nickname from D.J. Wilson, who, at the time, was completely undeserving of the nickname, to its new recipient, D.J. “Deej” Augustin, who wasn’t playing spectacularly at the time but was playing significantly better than Wilson was. Now I’m having second thoughts about…
Read MoreEvan Fournier 24 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/21/2018)
The 80 points that the Magic scored against the Bulls represents the fourth-lowest score for a team this season. Here are the scores that were worse: the Jazz scored 68 (LOL[lots of laughs]), the Maic scored 76, and the Bulls scored 77. Now imagine if Fournier had, instead of putting up a nice 24/6 line,…
Read MoreEvan Fournier 24 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2018)
If I’m a citizen of Mexico City this morning, I’m asking for a GOD-DAMN refund for that horrible basketball game that I was forced to endure. Or at least a three-fourths refund. The last quarter of play was acceptable (the Magic outscored the Jazz 41-30) but the first three quarters were an insult to the…
Read MoreNikola Vucevic 26 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2018)
Nikola Vucevic is finally doing what he should’ve been doing for years now had he not been getting held down by one of the most incompetent franchises in the league: averaging 20 and 10. He’s always seemed like a perfect 20 and 10 guy, doing all the things you would expect a guy like that…
Read MoreJonathon Simmons 18 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2018)
Like a lot of players this year, Jonathon Simmons has been bad. I have noticed, and I’m sure Magic fans have noticed, but that might be it for members of the “I’m aware that J-Simms is sucking dong this season” club. Normally the NBA intelligentsia (and ignorami) love to trash players who are performing way…
Read MoreEvan Fournier 26 Points/6 Threes/1 Ejection Full Highlights (12/5/2018)
Evan Fournier got ejected from this game for picking up two separate technical fouls. I showed the second one but it wasn’t very exciting. Basically, his defense on Nikola Jokic was too good so they had to call a foul to get him fouled out of the game. Then he talked back to the ref,…
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