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Jonathon Simmons 24 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/10/2018)

This highlight video has a number of things going against it. I will list those things for you now so you can see how tormented my life truly is: 1. There are too many free throws. Jonathon Simmons made more free throws (8) than he made field goals (7). Every time this happens, another fragment…

Jonathon Simmons 25 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2018)

Are there even any Magic fans willing to watch highlight videos still out there? Maybe there’d be a few who’d watch, like, a Jonathan Isaac showcase, but there’s no way any of them can dredge up enough care to sit through a whole Jonathon Simmons video. Same with Gordon, and Fournier, and Vucevic. All those…

Nikola Vucevic 24 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/7/2018)

Before you get all excited and sweaty about this “good game” from Nikola Vucevic, remember that he let Brook Lopez drop 27 on him, and sent him to the line for the game-winning free throws with less than a second remaining. He also held Lopez to 0 rebounds, but that’s more of a “Lopez literally…

Aaron Gordon 28 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2018)

Spoiler alert: the potential game-winning shot that Aaron Gordon hit with 5 seconds left did not end up being a game-winner. Also some really weird (in my professional opinion) stuff happened after that which has to be seen to be believed. They say a picture is worth a thousand words, well at 30 frames per…

Mario Hezonja 16 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (3/3/2018)

I don’t think I ever realized that Damjan Rudez and Mario Hezonja were simultaneously on the Magic and Croatian last season. I never connected all the dots. I knew they were both on the Magic, and I knew they were both Croatian, but I failed to cognize that that meant that (too many “that”s) the…

Nikola Vucevic 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/2/2018)

I always sort of thought that a midrange jumper-ilation for Nikola Vucevic would be cool, but it seems like the time for that has passed: this year, only thirty percent of his field goals are from the ten feet to three-point range, whereas two years ago, that number was closer to fifty percent. I could…

D.J. Augustin 20 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/2/2018)

You know what really gets my goat? Other than the Bucks giving up on Rashad Vaughn? When so-called NBA fans spell player’s names wrong on a consistent basis. I’m like, it’s not “Augustine” you disgusting simpleton. Are you too stupid to see his name in print and commit the spelling to memory? He’s been in…

Aaron Gordon 27 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2018)

Aaron Gordon is slumping mega-hard from three. Everyone knew his hot start shooting the deep ball wasn’t going to last, but his percentage is overcorrecting itself in a bad way. He’s shooting tons of them, but since the new year started, they’re simply not going in. For a while there he was shooting better from…

Mario Hezonja 17 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2018)

I know this is a Mario Hezonja video, and I’ll get to him in a minute, but I’d just like to step on the soapbox I have here and let everybody know that Rashad Vaughn needs to be getting 20 minutes per game from here on out. That’s not too unreasonable, the Magic are going…

Mario Hezonja 15 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2018)

Mario Hezonja has been pretty good for a decent amount of the year now, so I’m wondering if these 15 points are even highlight-worthy anymore. I almost thought so, then I thought “oh yeah all the other Hezonja vids I made just got deleted so I’d better get going on some more” so here we…