Orlando Magic – Page 22

Evan Fournier 25 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2018)

This is what happens, people with man-buns/other weird long-hair creations. Take note. You pull that stuff back too tight, and guess what? You go bald. If you saw Evan Fournier a couple years ago, he had some weird topknot thingie where the hair at the front was being pulled tight all the way back. It…

Mario Hezonja 21 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2018)

This is audition time for Mario Hezonja. Each game the Magic play, he gets to face a new team, a team that might be willing to open up their checkbook for him in the summer. Two games ago, the Bucks, last game, the Bulls, tonight, the Hornets. He scored 20 or more against all three,…

Mario Hezonja 24 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2018)

It’s a shame that the trade deadline just passed, because Mario Hezonja is hotter than a twice-microwaved Hot Pocket and the Magic (who obviously do not care about trying to develop Mario Hezonja) could’ve gotten some good stuff for him from some team that recognizes his talent. Maybe even a first-round pick! They couldn’t get…

Shelvin Mack 19 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (2/10/2018)

Shelvin “The Macksturbator” Mack just got a promotion. Since Elfrid Payton, the Magic’s erstwhile starting point guard, got traded for a jar of desert sand a few days ago, D.J. Augustin becomes the starter and Shelvin Mack becomes the backup. This means more minutes and more highlight videos for the Macksturbator going forward. Great! I…

Mario Hezonja 23 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2018)

When Mario Hezonja scored 28 points while hitting 8 threes a couple months ago, we knew it wasn’t sustainable. It was fun, and amazing to watch, but not something we could expect out of him on a regular basis. This, on the other hand, is totally sustainable. He could do this every game if he…

D.J. Augustin 18 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (2/8/2018)

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Jonathon Simmons Career High 34 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2018)

Blow it up. Tear it down. The Cavaliers are finished. How can a team led by LeBron lose by 18 after being up by almost that amount to a team that can barely lace its own sneakers? They lost to a dude who is only in the league because of a D-League tryout. They got…

Mario Hezonja 20 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2018)

With Aaron Gordon out, the Orlando Magic don’t really have a true “first option” on offense. The opportunity is waiting, just yearning for some enterprising young player to grab it. You know what I’m thinking, yeah? Heck yes. We are on the same page, my man. Let’s do this. Marreese Speights as the first option!…

Mario Hezonja 15 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2018)

Given that Mario Hezonja had five turnovers and only went 1-of-6 on field goal attempts inside the arc, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that this wasn’t one of his better games. In fact, this is the game that finally pushed his turnover total (45) above his assist total (44), leaving him…

Marreese Speights 21 Points Full Highlights (1/31/2018)

Marreese Speights was walking to the bench after being subbed out of the game for the final time when he felt a prickling sensation around the bump on the side of his head. His mind barely had time to register a thought of impending dread before there was a sudden, violent jolt of pain from…