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C.J. Watson 18 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2017)

There are multiple C.J. Watson highlight videos on my channel that have failed to reach the “1,000 view” threshold, which is the official line between “this video is a good video” and “this video is a war crime and should never be seen by anybody ever”. MULTIPLE videos. This indicates one thing to me: that…

Nikola Vucevic 25 Points/3 Threes/5 Assists/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/29/2017)

Nikola Vucevic hasn’t gone nearly as far down the path of three-point shooting as, say, Brook Lopez or Marc Gasol, but he has proven that he is willing to shoot them if the defense gives him that shot. His career-high three triples (on just four attempts) proves that point. It makes sense for these midrange…

D.J. Augustin 21 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2017)

If I was a Raptors fan at the game last night I would have been booing the heck out of D.J. Augustin every time he touched the ball. I would also have booed with gusto whenever he checked into the game. Why? Because, for the half-season he was with the Raptors back in 2013, Augustin…

Damjan Rudez 14 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (1/27/2017)

Do not be fooled by the length that YouTube claims for this video. YouTube, ever acting in its own self-interest and its own self-interest only, displays a runtime of 1:01 for this vid. That is a lie. A lie fabricated to make YouTube look better than competing video-hosting websites. The actual runtime, independently verified by…

Elfrid Payton 23 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (1/22/2017)

Has Elfrid Payton been… kinda good this year? I was just so used to him being a bottom-5 starting point guard in the NBA that I never really considered that he could improve from that. I could be wrong. I don’t usually watch a whole lot of Magic games in my spare time (but I…

Bismack Biyombo 13 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/20/2017)

Nobody really cares about Bismack Biyombo anymore. The only reason he ever got any attention in the first place was his competent performance in the playoffs for the Raptors last year. Raptors fans are large in quantity and are always looking for players to hype up, and when the Bizzy Body started throwing down dunks…

Bismack Biyombo 15 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2017)

You can tell by the Nuggets’ bench reaction that Bismack Biyombo’s hard tumble in the fourth quarter of this game looked gnarly as heck. Double gnarly. You don’t even need to see the fall itself. I didn’t show any replays, because when it happened live, the first thing I thought was “Kevin Ware 2.0”, and…

Elfrid Payton 20 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (1/16/2017)

I warned you guys. I WARNED YOU. I was very clear about it: do not watch the full Elfrid Payton highlights. The last Payton vid I made was almost four minutes long. A length so lengthy that anyone watching the whole thing would be putting their life in great danger. And I warned you of…

Aaron Gordon 21 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/14/2017)

If there is a human being on this earth who can dunk from the three-point line, Aaron Gordon is that person. He already won last year’s dunk contest, but imagine him winning it again this year by pretending to do a normal free-throw line slamjam but instead jumping from like 10 feet further back. SICK….

Elfrid Payton Career High 28 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (1/14/2017)

Last time Elfrid Payton scored a career high, 26 points about a month ago with 14 dimes, I warned people not to try and watch the whole video, because it was simply too much Elfrid Payton highlights. I’m a trained and experienced highlight-watcher, and I couldn’t even manage it. I hated to imagine what would…