Nikola has just put up, again, a very “Vucevic-esque” statline. I might even have to start calling performances like this a “Vucevic”. 30 points on 13 of 18 shooting, a handful of free throws, no threes, no dunks, only a few layups. The “no dunks” part is important, as is the “few layups” part. A…
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Aaron Gordon 28 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2017)
The more I watch the Magic, the more I think that the “Aaron Gordon at SF” experiment is the dumbest thing ever. Maybe, MAYBE, it helps Orlando win games right now. Maybe. But is winning meaningless regular season games what you want to do when what you should be doing is putting your best player…
Read MoreD.J. Augustin 19 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2017)
It’s sort of sad that the Orlando Magic broadcast encourages fans to vote to see their favorite Magic player in the All-Star game. The Magic are one of the few franchises that legitimately don’t have anybody who deserves to be an All-Star (the Lakers and Mavs are others, and maybe the Pistons, but that might…
Read MoreAaron Gordon 18 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/6/2017)
Assists are not dunks. They may sometimes lead to dunks, but they are not dunks themselves. This is a fact that I found out while making this vid. If the title of this video instead read “Aaron Gordon 18 Points/7 Dunks”, I guarantee that your blood-hype level would reach dangerous levels. You would have no…
Read MoreJodie Meeks 23 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/2/2017)
Last time I made a Jodie Meeks video, I mistakenly put “42 Points” in the title. I was thinking about that time he actually did score that many points, and being the dumbass that I am, my brain communicated the wrong commands to my typing fingers. I fixed the mistake fairly quickly, but not before…
Read MoreAaron Gordon 22 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2017)
I feel like Aaron Gordon should be dunking the ball way more often than he is. He had 71 bigtime slammy-whams last year, slammy-whams which were chronicled in a dunkilation at the end of the season. That was a decent amount of jammage, but it was marginally disappointing considering the caliber of dunker that he…
Read MoreSerge Ibaka 20 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/28/2016)
So Serge Ibaka had twenty points in the first half of this game against the Hornets. That’s really good. Great even. That’s an amount of points that should convince your teammates and your coach that you need to be the main dude on offense in the second half. I mean, if a guy scores twenty…
Read MoreAaron Gordon 30 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2016)
It’s taken until his third season, but we are finally starting to see some “Summer League” Aaron Gordon. You know what I’m talking about. The three-point shooting, perimeter oriented, confident player that he was every summer, playing against lesser players. In the regular season, when the quality of his competition ramped up, he was the…
Read MoreElfrid Payton 25 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (12/23/2016)
If you told someone “Elfrid Payton can’t shoot”, and then showed them this video, you would be one dumb MFer. Why give people information that completely refutes your point? That would be stupid as heck. Payton makes it rain in this video, is what I’m trying to say. He makes it rain in spite of…
Read MoreSerge Ibaka 23 Points Full Highlights (12/22/2016)
In my neverending quest to determine who the best player on the Magic actually is, I have switched allegiences several times. Some days it is Evan Fournier, who leads the team in raw scoring while also scoring efficiently. Some days it is Nikola Vucevic, if I’m feeling nostalgic for the days when he was a…
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