“Tobes, my man, you wanna go down to Jolly’s and grab some brews?” “The hell you talkin’ bout, you ain’t even close to 21, and you know damn well I ain’t either.” “Oh yeah, that’s right. It’s just weird because I assumed that, since we’re both making tons of money and living as independent adults…
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Beno Udrih 13 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/20/2013)
Beno “Bueno” Udrih is not a lucky man. First he gets traded to the Bucks where he gets to play very low minutes behind Brandon Jennings, and then he understandably wants to go somewhere where he can get more minutes. So he gets traded to the Magic. Which is a little better, I guess, but…
Read MoreMaurice Harkless Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2013)
Maurice Harkless is not really the kind of guy you want hanging around the perimeter. I read somewhere that he’s shooting like 25% or something on jumpers this year. But, then again, what are you supposed to do when confronted with a wide open jump shot? Not shoot it? Because that’s stupid. There’s no guarantee…
Read MoreJameer Nelson 26 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/15/2013)
In my regular excursions through NBA arena dumpsters, I often come across documents which, given the classified information contained therein, I’m sure Stern doesn’t want me to see. In this particular case, while submerged to my neck in a dumpster outside the Amway Center in Orlando, I found a perfectly serviceable trapper-keeper. Thinking I would…
Read MoreTobias Harris 17 Points/15 Rebounds Full Highlights (3/12/2013)
How is T-12 doing as the replacement of D-12 in Orlando? Pretty good, maybe even better. He even did his best Dwight impersonation, putting up a center-esque stat line of 17 points, 15 rebounds, and 3 blocks. One of the blocks was so sickening that I hesitated to even include in these highlights. How can…
Read MoreTobias Harris 15 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2013)
Tobias Harris had a sick behind-the-back pass to Vucevic for a slam. Who cares about 15 points, 2 blocks, and 2 other assists? I should’ve left those parts out, because once you see the pass you will agree that the rest of his game, as well as his entire career, past and present, has been…
Read MoreTobias Harris 15 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2013)
Tobes! Tobes come back! Don’t you like Milwaukee? 🙁
Read MoreTobias Harris Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2013)
I’ve completely run out of things to say about Tobias Harris. He keeps having good games, and you people keep watching his highlights, so here we are again. Better than ever. 23 points. Hoo-wah. I guess I could mention the amount of anguish that Bucks fans are currently going through. They’re really mad. It’s comical….
Read MoreTobias Harris 16 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2013)
Tobias Harris must be the luckiest guy on earth. Not only does he have elite athleticism and the work ethic to be an NBA player, but he also got traded from Milwaukee, which is a cold, dismal city, to Orlando, which is warm and has lots of hot chicks. And as a bonus he actually…
Read MoreTobias Harris Magic Debut 14 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/23/2013)
As a Bucks fan I have only one thing to say: Damn.
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