If the Celtics don’t dress Phil Pressey up like a leprechaun for St. Patrick’s Day, I’m going to stop making highlights of Celtics players. The confluence of variables is just to perfect to pass up: 1. Phil Pressey is short like a leprechaun 2. Phil Pressey, who is short, plays for the Celtics 3. The…
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Phil Pressey 12 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (4/5/2014)
Wow, these highlights are kinda not as good as I had hoped. I mean, they’re technically good. Everything’s there. All the assists. All the points. It’s just, you know… The assists are totally lame. There, I said it. These are lame-o-supremo assists, peer-reviewed to ensure their lameness. Practically all of them just lead to jumpers….
Read MorePhil Pressey Career High 20 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (1/22/2014)
Oh man. No description this time. I just had some McDonald’s. I now remember why I never eat there; I’m so gassy I feel like I’m gonna die. I’m going to bed. Stay safe kids. Fine. Phil Pressey hit a bunch of threes as the commentators got more and more incredulous. And then he hit…
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