J.J. Redick, at age 34, in his 13th season, is averaging a career-high in points after averaging a career-high in points the previous year. If there’s anything we can learn from this, it’s that letting chicks piss on you grants functional immortality (actually just looked it up turned out HE is the one who likes…
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Furkan Korkmaz 13 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/30/2018)
Furkan “The Motherfurker” “Korverkmaz” Korkmaz seems to be doing okay after reportedly demanding a trade a month ago. He’s still on the 76ers, I haven’t heard any other murmurings of discontent, and now he’s even getting to play minutes! And not just the garbagey ones. Real ones. Sometimes. Not all the time, but more than…
Read MoreLandry Shamet 16 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2018)
With his 8.2 points per game, Landry “Shamwow” Shamet is the best-scoring outside-the-lottery player in last year’s draft. He’s also the ninth highest-scoring player in the draft overall. The Sixers might be missing out on Zhaire Smith and whatever he would be doing, but at least they uncovered a guy with the 26th pick that…
Read MoreDario Saric 19 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2018)
We’re still waiting for that elusive 20-burger from Dario Saric this season. That used to be the threshold for highlights, but I felt like it was now or never. He’s been better for the Timberwolves than he was for the 76ers this year, but only by a little bit. I was never as hyped for…
Read MoreLandry Shamet 15 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
I don’t know if Landry Shamet has yet earned the nickname “Shamwow”, but I’m gonna go ahead and bestow him the nickname anyway. He can keep it. It’s a good nickname and it was just sitting on my nickname shelf gathering dust with nobody to use it. What I will say about Shamwow is that,…
Read MoreJ.J. Redick 25 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2018)
My body is ready for the upcoming Philly implosion now that Jimmy Butler is going to be added to the mix. There’s already a weird vibe around the whole organization, and it seems like a dynamic personality like Butler could be the thing that sends the entire thing off the rails. Stay tuned. For now,…
Read MoreFurkan Korkmaz 16 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2018)
I hope you’re enjoying this taste of Furkan “The Mutherfurker” Korkmaz, because once Jimmy Butler (barf) comes into the fold, it’s back to the end of the bench for him. We have now entered the part of the process called “panic trade for a disgruntled ‘star’”. The time for players like Korkmaz to find their…
Read MoreT.J. McConnell 16 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/10/2018)
Here’s the deal: when I started making this video, I was really hyped for T.J. McConnell. Then I went and got lunch, and you know what I got? RIBS. I don’t even like ribs way more than other meat products, but these things were primo. And with every bite, I could feel my hype for…
Read MoreFurkan Korkmaz 12 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (11/10/2018)
Furkan Aldemir looks on with sadness, but also with happiness, because he knows what to come is for the best of all, and maybe even for him, given time. Furkan Korkmaz stands ready and willing, his eyes glistening in the candlelight. I pronounce the ancient words of sorcery, and soon, a ghostly green aura shines…
Read MoreLandry Shamet 13 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2018)
Is Landry Shamet just a younger, lighter-colored Tony Snell? Let’s take a look at the facts: -Both of them have a decent three-point shot -Both of them are sort of okay at scoring in other ways…sorta -Neither of them accumulates any stats at all other than a low amount of points -Ball handling? Nah -Both…
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