Philadelphia 76ers: winners of five of the last six. Do I have to take back all the mean things I said about them earlier? Their offense still is in the works (they don’t usually score very much in their wins) but their defense has been legit for a while now. Nobody would rank them the…
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Nik Stauskas 15 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2017)
Nik “Sucksass” Stauskas had a good first month of the season as he sucked a little bit less ass than is customary for him. However, it all came crashing down again in December, and he went back to being an inconsistent shooter who offers very little in the way of other skills. I suppose we…
Read MoreDario Saric 18 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2017)
Where’s the playmaking? I was promised playmaking from Dario Saric, and I have not received it. He flashed a bit of it earlier in the season, but lately the 1 and 0-assist games have been piling up for him. 2.5 assists per game isn’t terrible, and his assist percentage is about league average, but I…
Read MoreErsan Ilyasova 20 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2017)
Reasons not to make this video: -Ersan went 8-of-21 from the field, which isn’t very good -Ersan went 4-of-14 from three, which isn’t very good -I’ve grown weary of making videos of mediocre performances -No dunks unless you have a really good imagination Reasons to make this video: -Ersan scored twenty points, which is pretty…
Read MoreT.J. McConnell 9 Points/17 Assists Full Highlights (1/6/2017)
The Boston scorekeepers strike again. DTB historians may remember a particularly crappy video back in April, showing Tyler Ennis putting up 9 points and 11 assists. I knew, going in, that it was at the very edge of what is acceptable on my channel. What I didn’t know, however, is that the Boston scorekeepers would…
Read MoreJoel Embiid 23 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2017)
I can’t tell if it’s a good or bad thing that the Boston crowd was chanting “trust the process” as Joel Embiid was shooting free throws near the end of the first half. Maybe it’s neither. Maybe it’s a third option: “ironic”. Or a fourth option: “trying to piss of Jae Crowder even more”. In…
Read MoreJoel Embiid 25 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2017)
You know you have a fanbase in the palm of your hand when they start chanting “Trust the process” while you’re shooting free throws. At this point, Joel Embiid could kill a person and piss on the Liberty Bell and he would still be adored by every 76er fan out there. Seasons of losing does…
Read MoreT.J. McConnell 17 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/30/2016)
It might seem that T.J. “The Scot Stockton” McConnell has been marginalized this season since he no longer holds the title of “starting point guard” for the Sixers. Never fear, University of Arizona fans (the only people in the universe who care about T.J.)! McConnell is actually getting more minutes per game than he was…
Read MoreErsan Ilyasova 23 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2016)
Glad to see Ersan Ilyasova is still making that improbable step-back three work for him. Well, indifferent more than glad, if I’m being honest. As I said before, I don’t EVEN care about this dude anymore. Seeing him hit a bunch of threes while Joel Embiid cheers him on evokes no emotion in me, positive…
Read MoreNerlens Noel 14 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2016)
I assume this newfound willingness of the 76ers coaching staff to give Nerlens Noel minutes is just the FO’s way of saying “hey other teams around the league just letting you know that this dude can still run and jump and stuff so if you want to give up a first round pick for him…
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