Nearly everyone (including me), minus some home-country supporters, has been critical of Dragan Bender’s development up until this point. Most acknowledge that he’s young and was raw to begin with (and now his team sucks, which doesn’t do him any favors), but that didn’t fully excuse the anemic production and timidity on the court. What…
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Josh Jackson 16 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (2/6/2018)
Josh Jackson went a chucktastic 7-of-19 from the field, including 1-of-6 from the three-point zone (which he is proud to own), but I made a highlight video anyway. I really shouldn’t reward players for horrific shooting displays, especially when the player in question also commits three turnovers and five personal fouls, but my rules become…
Read MoreT.J. Warren 24 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2018)
I might be on the cusp of a revelation that will change the way that basketball is looked at. Forever. Sometimes I surprise myself with my own genius, and this is one of those times. Part of me wants to hold on to my new genius theory so that I can sell it to ESPN…
Read MoreJosh Jackson 23 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2018)
Josh Jackson was, like, the one Suns player I could do highlights of where I wouldn’t be subjected to “proud to own the three-point zone” a million times per video. He was my sanctuary, my respite, and now he’s decided he wants to shoot threes so there goes that. Dammit dude, can’t you just forget…
Read MoreDragan Bender 18 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2018)
That is one pointy chin that Dragan Bender possesses. It’s like a spearpoint mounted on the bottom of his head. Most of the shots of his face during a Suns broadcast are more frontal, so his head looks really quadrilateral but not as sharp in the chinnal area. It’s, like, in front of his face….
Read MoreJosh Jackson 20 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2018)
Three 20-point games in a row for Josh Jackson! I know I sound like the Jazz commentators with their obsession for Donovan Mitchell 20-point games, but I think I’m allowed to get a little excited, especially since his career-high is still only 21, and since they’re coming off the back of an 0-for-13 night. This…
Read MoreDragan Bender 16 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/2/2018)
Dragan Bender probably watched the highlights from Nikola Jokic’s triple-double last night (or he watched some vintage Roko Ukic clips [do any Roko Ukic NBA clips even exist?]), because he was whipping passes around the court like a maniac tonight. Is this what people were talking about when they kept claiming he “knows how to…
Read MoreJosh Jackson 21 Points Full Highlights (1/31/2018)
Josh Jackson still has negative win-shares for the season, but he’s had a stretch of encouraging games which give me hope that he will at least have non-negative win-shares by the end of the season. If you ignore his 0-of-13 shooting performance two games ago (which actually resulted in the second-lowest “game score” of the…
Read MoreTyler Ulis 13 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/29/2018)
Remember when Tyler Ulis almost looked like a starting-quality point guard at the end of last year? Sure, he would have been on the very low end of “starting-quality”, but I won’t ever forget the time he put up a 34/9/9 statline while making 15 of 22 shots. For a rookie whose height is maybe…
Read MoreT.J. Warren 24 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2018)
When the season’s over, I’m gonna take all the T.J. Warren highlights I made, which will probably be around 30 or 35 of them, stitch them all together, and upload the resultant hour-long video to Pornhub. I may or may not include cheesy porno music. Maybe I will upload a version with and a version…
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