It’s good to see Josh Jackson bounce back a little bit after his terrible, horrible, no good, very bad night against the Rockets last game. He took 13 shots and made none of them, tied with Stanley Johnson for the most futile shooting performance of the season, and probably one of the worst games of…
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T.J. Warren 24 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2018)
This is an interesting video because it includes some things that don’t usually happen for T.J. “Warren Peace” Warren: 1. He shoots free throws 2. He makes a three-pointer 3. He doesn’t make any midrange jumpshots I guess I’m overstating his lack of free throws a little bit. Suns fans will tell you that he…
Read MoreJosh Jackson 18 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2018)
I will maintain until my dying breath that putting “Los Suns” on a jersey isn’t the greatest way to celebrate Hispanic culture. I’ll go even further and say what I think straight up: it’s stupid. “Los Suns”. They could at least put the “Suns” part in Spanish also, it’s not like people aren’t going to…
Read MoreTroy Daniels 19 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2018)
What even is the nature of highlights? In the game before this one, Troy Daniels scored an even fifteen points, points that were given to him as a reward for making five three-pointers. I did not make a highlight video because fifteen points is not enough for Troy “Money Man” Daniels. Then he goes out…
Read MoreJosh Jackson 20 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2018)
This was, you could say, a “vintage” Suns performance. Vintage in that they got their ass kicked to hell and back, just like they did at the beginning of the season. They came back to make the score semi-respectable, but don’t let the final total fool you: the Pacers opened a can of whoop-ass on…
Read MoreT.J. Warren 23 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2018)
Another Warren-style performance for T.J. Warren. 11 buckets, all of them layups, with 1 measly free throw to round things out. And while it may be extremely typical for him, does this remind you of anyone else? Any other All-Star from the past…? This one’s hard, so I’m just going to tell you: Kiki Vandeweghe….
Read MoreGreg Monroe 19 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2018)
It was nice of the Suns to dust off Greg Monroe against the Bucks, so his old fans could see what he’s up to. Nice, but also misleading, because if they wanted to present a more accurate picture of what he’s doing with the Suns they would leave him on the bench for the whole…
Read MoreIsaiah Canaan 16 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/19/2018)
If Isaiah “The Canaanball” Canaan (get it? because he’s round and fat like a cannonball?) keeps this up, he’ll finish the season shooting over forty percent from the field, something he has never done in his career. It might seem like I’m obsessed with players shooting over 40% since I bring it up all the…
Read MoreJosh Jackson 16 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2018)
Suns colorman Eddie Johnson was kind enough to inform us viewers about what kind of vibes he is receiving from Josh Jackson. They are vibes of a Clyde Drexler variety. I appreciate his insight because I am too young to have ever watched Drexler play basketball. I can watch highlights, but I can’t REALLY know….
Read MoreT.J. Warren 25 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2018)
I must reiterate: T.J. Warren needs to score 20 points per game this season. I will not tell you the reasons why this needs to happen, but rest assured, it does. Alright, I’ll clue you in on one of the reasons. It’s so future people can look back at the statistics of the NBA before…
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