Phoenix Suns – Page 26

Troy Daniels 18 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/16/2018)

I love it when expectations align perfectly with reality. When you tell me that Troy Daniels scored eighteen points, I assume that the following things are true: 1. He made six three-pointers 2. He did not make any free-throws or two-point field goals 3. He did most of his damage in the fourth quarter 4….

Josh Jackson 21 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2018)

Josh Jackson may not be very good at basketball right now, but man, he straight up LOOKS like how a good basketball player would look. You think “superstar wing player in the NBA”, and someone of Jackson’s build and mentality would probably appear in your mind’s eye. Is that why he got drafted 4th overall?…

Dragan Bender 14 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (1/12/2018)

So far this season, Dragan Bender has attempted 232 shots. 161 of those, or 69%, have been three-pointers. I feel like he’s supposed to have an all-around scoring game, but he’s playing like he’s strictly a three-point specialist right now. And I don’t know if I should blame the coaching, the teammates, Bender himself, or…

Josh Jackson 17 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/7/2018)

Is Josh Jackson the NBA player who most looks like his team name? There are a few other candidates, so we’re gonna figure this out and find the truth. First off, Jackson’s hair looks like a sun. Kind of. It’s round like a sun, but it’s not orange like a sun. If he dyed his…

Dragan Bender Career High 20 Points/6 Threes/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/7/2018)

Dragan Bender walked through the hazy forest, his eyes dazzled by the deep golden sunlight which refracted off the mist to create a permeating glow. His footsteps fell quietly on the lush, impossibly green grass, and he wondered how he had gotten to this place. Just a minute ago, he had been walking off the…

Marquese Chriss 17 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (1/2/2018)

Something has happened to Marquese Chriss. He had been, up until a few games ago, been playing like total unadulterated booty. Like, I was seriously wondering what was going on with him because of how bad he was sucking. Not just kind of passively noticing like I usually do. This really concerned me. Was he…

T.J. Warren 31 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2018)

I’m running out of adjectives to describe the way T.J. Warren gets frickin’ buckets. I did a rough count, and there’s only like 50 or so adjectives in the English language. Total. And I’ve used like 40 of them already trying to detail how Warren goes out onto the court and scores two-point field goals….

T.J. Warren 28 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2017)

OFFICIAL TWO-POINT FIELD GOAL ATTEMPTER POWER RANKINGS 2018 EDITION 1. Russell Westbrook 2. Giannis Antetokounmpo 3. LaMarcus Aldridge 4. T.J. Warren 5. LeBron James 6. DeMar DeRozan ….. ….. ….. 476. Julyan Stone (Is it really a “power ranking” if it’s just a factual list? That is a question for another day.)

T.J. Warren 26 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2017)

More buckets for T.J. Warren. It can’t be understated how great this guy is at getting buckets. Who cares if he doesn’t really do anything else besides making two-pointers? As Andrea Bargnani once wisely said, they don’t call it ReboundBall. I’ll go further and say they don’t call it ThreePointerBall either. That said, if he…

Isaiah Canaan 15 Points/Career High 9 Assists Full Highlights (12/23/2017)

Isaiah Canaan must have seen what happened to Mike James and decided he had to reinvent his game if he wanted to stick on the team. Remember, Canaan has never, ever, at any point in his career, EVER been a passer. He has strictly been a three-point shooter trapped in a fat, short body. Like…