T.J. Warren 21 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2017)

T.J. “Warren Peace” Warren’s three-point shooting, which seemed improved after his rookie year, has un-improved; he’s only shooting 23% from deep this year. Knowing that he can’t make those shots right now, he hasn’t taken any three-pointers in his last two games. Assuming that the three-ball is never going to be a huge part of…

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Tyler Ulis 16 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/26/2017)

Tyler Ulis is pretty much putting up stats by default at this point. As everyone knows by now, the Suns don’t have another active PG, so Ulis gets to do whatever he wants. And what he wants is to take a lot of shots and make a lot of passes. Just what a modern-day PG…

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Devin Booker Career High 70 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2017)

Devin Booker lagged behind the rest of his teammates getting off the team bus, which had just parked in the back of Boston’s TD Garden. He always liked to take a little while to get himself focused; walking through the hallways of whatever arena they were playing at and getting followed around by people holding…

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Marquese Chriss 24 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2017)

I’m really digging Marquese Chriss this year, but what’s really gonna be sweeter than soursops is him a couple years from now. Once he gets his emotions under control and refines his game, he’s basically Chris Bosh with an earlier-developed three-bomb. Or… he never develops past where he is now and ends up as Tyrus…

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Tyler Ulis 17 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (3/19/2017)

Alright, I love Tyler Ulis and all, but 24 shot attempts is maybe a little much. That’s a LOT of shots hoisted. You could argue that someone had to replace Booker’s shooting volume, and I would argue that Jarell Eddie could have shouldered more of the load. Okay, maybe not him, maybe T.J. Warren instead….

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T.J. Warren 26 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2017)

I would love to get hyped for this 26-point performance for T.J. “Warren Peace” Warren. I would love that more than anything. I WANT to get hyped for it. But I can’t. My hype glands simply refuse to produce hype juice for my brain to receive and consume. I’m sitting here waiting for my damn…

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Tyler Ulis 19 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/17/2017)

Eric Bledsoe has been shut down for the year. There might be reasons besides tanking, there might not be. I don’t care. I doubt Suns fans care. No one cares except for Bledsoe and his family. All these other people have other desires than seeing Bledsoe lead the Suns to meaningless late-season wins. Desires that…

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Marquese Chriss 17 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (3/15/2017)

T.J. Warren + Marquese Chriss = bros 4 lyf? It’s more likely than you think! -T.J. loves throwing lobs to Marquese more than anything, even life itself, even toaster strudels -Marquese could easily block T.J.’s shot on most possessions, but refrains from doing so -You can just tell they’re bros -Both are part of the…

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T.J. Warren 24 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2017)

Now THIS is a highlight video. 12 buckets, 24 points. Nothing else. Just a straight-up onslaught of buckets presented by your host, T.J. “Warren Peace” Warren. Yeah, he had some passes, yeah, he had some defensive plays, I didn’t care. I saw my chance to make a pure highlight vid, and I took it. This…

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