Phoenix Suns – Page 34

Tyler Ulis 13 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (3/15/2017)

I was gonna mention how Tyler Ulis putting up a 13/13 game puts him in elite company, but then I looked at the list of dudes who have done that this year. I mean, most of them are really good, like LeBron and Wall and Westbrook and Harden and other dudes of that caliber. But…

Devin Booker 28 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2017)

Devin Booker midrangeilation at the end of this season: yeah or nah? In my experience, people don’t watch midrangeilations, which is a strong argument against me making one for the Booker Report. On the other hand, midrangeilations are the sickest things ever and nobody makes them, while there are plenty of people who are doing…

Devin Booker 36 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (3/11/2017)

Devin Booker has done it again. He’s like the Aaron Rodgers of the NBA, except he hasn’t had the soul sucked out of him by Olivia Munn. Does that count as a pop-culture reference? If I’m gonna compete with Bill Simmons I really need to get my pop-culture reference count up. Way up. Screw it….

Alan Williams 16 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2017)

Can Alan Williams even dunk? Unlike his major competitor for minutes, Marquese Chriss, Williams plays like he has the hops of a nursing home resident. Basketball-reference alleges that he has indeed dunked it twice this year, which seems exceedingly low for a power forward. I bet Tyler Ulis has more dunks than him. More investigation…

Marquese Chriss 18 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2017)

Does Marquese “Markweezy” Chriss have any kind of in-between game at all? I know it’s a lot to ask for a rookie to be well-rounded in all areas of scoring, but I don’t remember him ever taking much less making a midrange jumpshot, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen him post up or attempt…

Alan Williams 15 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2017)

I am honestly getting a little tired of making Alan Williams highlights. Note that this is different from being tired of Alan Williams as a player. Alan Williams the player is great. Alan Williams Full Highlights are not so great. All he ever does is make layups and since he’s such a big target in…

Devin Booker 25 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/7/2017)

Once again I think to myself as a Suns game is nearing its end “wow devin booker has kinda licked donkey taint this game” and once again he scores a bunch of buckets right at the end to give him a highlight-worthy amount of points. Note to self: never assume that Devin Booker has had…

Tyler Ulis 20 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (3/5/2017)

Move over Isaiah Thomas. Suns fans all across the globe have a new (relatively) pint-sized firebrand occupying their hearts: Tyler Ulis. You talked a big (haha get it because you’re so short) game about getting a gift when they sent you to Boston, but your chokejob at the line and embarrassing late-game turnover have made…

Alan Williams 14 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/3/2017)

Before I start the description proper, I just want to get one thing out of the way: there are no blocked shots in this video. There are three plays where Alan “Big Sauce” Williams purportedly blocked the shot of a Thunder player, but all I see are three plays where Big Sauce is kinda in…

Tyler Ulis 14 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/3/2017)

There aren’t enough “dribble in and around the paint forever until you find someone open or you can lay it up” guards in the NBA. Not nearly. Everyone wants to shoot threes nowadays, no one wants to circle underneath the basket 3 times before finding a teammate for a midrange jumper. Steve Nash won a…