Are Suns fans tired of P.J. Tucker yet? He’s old and he doesn’t score points, both of which are annoying traits, but he’s also no longer the starter and he must have some value as a defensive specialist. He’s been a consistent part of the Suns’ losing efforts for the past few years, but he…
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Devin Booker 30 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2016)
Another game, another insane amount of shots taken by Devin Booker. Granted, excessive shooting seems to be a trend in the NBA (just a matter of time before Westbrook’s 50-shot game), so I can’t be too hard on him. He’s just watching what the superstars of the league are doing and emulating them. With not…
Read MoreDevin Booker 30 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/21/2016)
Did any of the pre-draft scouting thingies have Devin Booker becoming what he is right now, that being a total chucker? Most people had him pegged as a spot-up shooter, at least early in his career. But we already saw it last year as soon as the Chuck Bros (Eric Bledsoe and Brandon Knight) went…
Read MoreTyler Ulis 10 Points/4 Steals Full Highlights (11/18/2016)
Tyler Ulis is listed at 5’10”, the shortest in the league as far as I’m aware. That puts him roughly at the height of the average American male. However, it is common knowledge that NBA player heights are universally adjusted upwards unless you’re Kevin Durant and don’t want to be known as a seven-footer (insert…
Read MoreAlan Williams Career High 15 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2016)
DownToBuck’s ghetto fast-food lifehack of the day: go to McDonalds and order a McDouble (or two, one really isn’t enough) with no ketchup, then ask for Big Mac sauce on the side. Bam! Ghetto Big Mac on the cheap. It tastes about the same, you don’t pay the huge markup for the middle bun, and…
Read MoreDevin Booker 24 Points/1 Ejection Full Highlights (11/16/2016)
OFFICIAL WAYS TO GET EJECTED POWER RANKINGS 1. Punch an opposing player 2. Punch a ref 3. Punch your own coach 4. Punch a teammate 5. Punch a fan 6. Punch an opposing coach 7. Lie down on the scorer’s table, put on headphones, get beer splashed on you, run into the stands, punch the…
Read MoreBrandon Knight 32 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2016)
The Suns have finally done what Bucks fans were (futilely, as it turned out for them) clamoring for with regards to Brandon Knight: turned him into a 6th-man chucker. It hasn’t been as successful as people were probably imagining. He’s scoring way worse this year, on way worse percentages, for a way worse team. Uh…
Read MoreMarquese Chriss 16 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (11/12/2016)
OFFICIALS WAYS TO PRONOUNCE MARQUESE CHRISS’ FIRST NAME POWER RANKINGS 1. Mar-queasy 2. Mar-queece 3. Mar-cheese 4. Mar-quizz 5. M’-arr-queeze 6. Mar-keece 7. Mark-say 8. Mar-coo-ease 9. Mare-quayse 10. Tyrus Thomas
Read MoreJared Dudley 19 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2016)
“Dear DTB, I would greatly appreciate it if you could refrain from insulting my weight in your video descriptions this season. I know I have not had much on-court impact yet, but my recent nineteen-point game deserves respect, respect that is erased when you repeatedly demean me for my alleged fatness. I am not fat….
Read MoreDragan Bender 10 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2016)
I may not be the next president of the United States (DAMMIT), but at least I made this video over a minute long! Peep this: there are only four clips in this video, one clip for each shot that Dragan Bender made. No replays, no extraneous doodads. That means that every clip had to last,…
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