Why does this near 40-point performance by Devin Booker not feel as insane as it should? Under normal circumstances I would be rushing to my YouTube settings and changing my channel name to FunsInTheSuns. I would be smashing my vintage Bucks bobbleheads with a hammer while simultaneously going on Ebay and ordering as many Booker…
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Alex Len 18 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/2/2016)
There are a lot of words you can use to describe Alex Len. Many of them start with the letter B: -Big -Badass -Bullying -Bodacious -Beast -Bukranian -Bdidn’t play well enough to get a contract extension -BUS (yes I really mean “bus”, I didn’t forget a letter there, I would never use hurtful language like…
Read MoreT.J. Warren 27 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2016)
ATTENTION: The “T.J. Warren Hype Alert Level” has been UPGRADED from “orange – high: high risk of T.J. Warren hype” to “red – I am hyped for T.J. Warren RIGHT NOW”. Please reference the official chart: http://imgur.com/IGcsSB0 . To repeat: T.J. Warren hype levels are at RED, the highest levels of T.J. Warren hype that…
Read MoreT.J. Warren 26 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2016)
Race is a contentious issue in modern America, and for good reason. Inequality abounds, achievement gaps widen, and mistrust is rampant. As worthy as the subject is, it is not my place to discuss such matters. I will leave that up to the good people who work in the media, with the confidence that they…
Read MoreT.J. Warren Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2016)
I have one question, and one question only: Why do the Suns guards hate T.J. Warren? Why? Why? Tell us the reason! In case you didn’t notice (which is really quite a glaring failure on your part, but whatever), Warren Peace scored 30 tonight. A career high. He had never scored more points in the…
Read MoreDragan Bender 10 Points Suns Debut Full Highlights (10/26/2016)
By the end of last season, the Suns commentators, especially Eddie Johnson, were starting to get a little loopy. That’s what losing does to people. When the on-court product started getting a little rough, they both had minor mental breakdowns that only manifested in occasionally incomprehensible commentary. It looks like the effects haven’t warn off…
Read MoreRodney Rogers 28 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2000)
Everyone has seen the video of T-Mac scoring 13 points in 35 seconds to pull the Rockets back from certain defeat. It’s like a top-5 component of YouTube-NBA lore. Even that annoying dude in your circle of acquaintances who wears that corny “sportsball” t-shirt and talks about how pro sports are a waste of time…
Read MoreDevin Booker All 101 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Three-ilation)
“You know what?” Eric Bledsoe asked as he sat on the couch of his Suns teammate Brandon Knight. “What?” responded Brandon. “I’m getting really tired of Devin,” Eric said, referring to their shared teammate, Devin Booker. “Who does he think he is, coming in and taking minutes like that? Those are your minutes man. You…
Read MoreTyson Chandler All 103 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
Tyson Chandler fell to his knees in the middle of the Arizona desert, overwhelmed with grief. He picked up two handfuls of sand and let the fine granules slip through his fingers. The sand was just like Tyson’s own athleticism: fleeting, no matter how tight of a grip one tried to keep on it. Soon…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic All 181 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Three-ilation Part II)
Mirza and Devin tromped down the stairs with a group of about twenty other men who had hastily been assembled into a “squadron”. The general introduced himself, in the same quasi-robotic voice that his King spoke with, as Stellarion III. They walked by a few other units getting outfitted and finally arrived at an empty…
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