Just like with the nineteen-point E’Twaun Moore video I uploaded right before this one, I’m really just uploading a video of Gary Trent’s thirteen points to ensure that he gets a video this season. His season-high before this was seven, and his minutes have been very sporadic, so the chances of him scoring more than…
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Skal Labissiere 22 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (11/21/2019)
If there’s one thing that I love, it’s high-arcing close-midrange mini-jumpers. You get so close to the rim that you could practically just reach over and put it in, but instead you loft the ball into the stratosphere only to have it swish straight through the rim. They should have a “high-arcing close-midrange mini-jumper” contest…
Read MoreNassir Little 12 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2019)
The biggest story of this game was the triumphant (at least, triumphant until the game actually started) return of Carmelo Anthony to the NBA. If he had scored just a few more points, I’d be making the most pathetic highlight video of all time for him. It would be so sad. But the biggest story…
Read MoreSkal Labissiere 15 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2019)
I’m as happy as a man who has no emotions can be (which is only marginally happy) that Skal Labissiere has finally found a team that will give him a somewhat consistent role, however small it may be. I didn’t think it would ever happen, but it is, right before our very eyes. But whatever…
Read MoreAnfernee Simons 17 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2019)
Am I being a dumb-dumb, or is Anfernee Simons just a younger, lower-minutes version of C.J. McCollum? Oh yeah, I forgot an adjective: better. This season, at least through twelve games, Simons is a younger, lower-minutes, BETTER version of McCollum. At least, that’s what it seems to me. But I don’t watch many Blazers games…
Read MoreRodney Hood 25 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2019)
You just know LeBron James is keeping a close eye on Portland, catching most of their games, watching Rodney Hood dominate for them. You just know he’s thinking “why couldn’t he do that for me in Cleveland” followed by “how can I get him on the Lakers” and then “they call me ‘LeGM’ but if…
Read MoreAnfernee Simons 20 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2019)
Let me tell you, Anfernee Simons’ three-pointer as time expired to potentially give the Blazers the win looked really good from my angle. Really good. Pretty much perfect, actually. Are we sure it didn’t actually go in and the NBA is just trying to fool us by saying it missed? Video-editing technology is very advanced,…
Read MoreAnfernee Simons 17 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2019)
I should honestly institute a rule that a player cannot, simply cannot, have a highlight video made of them if they shoot less than 40% from the field. The stated exceptions to this rule would be: -Player in question got a triple-double -Player in question got a five-by-five -Player in question got fifteen or more…
Read MoreSkal Labissiere 15 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2019)
DownToBuck doesn’t normally feel emotions like happiness. In fact, DownToBuck has largely forgotten what happiness feels like. Contentment, sure, DownToBuck feels content sometimes. He even sometimes feels pleased. But happiness? DownToBuck’s flattened emotional seismograph doesn’t allow for extreme emotions like that. On the plus side, DownToBuck is not really capable of sadness or frustration either….
Read MoreRodney Hood 25 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2019)
Whatever affliction that caused Rodney Hood to regress as a player when he was hand-picked by Jabroni Lames to help take the Cavaliers to the finals in 2018, I’m pretty sure he’s cured of it. No longer is Hood playing with superhuman levels of passivity. No longer is he refusing to enter games despite the…
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