OFFICIAL WAYS I THOUGHT YOU COULD SPELL JARELL EDDIE’S FIRST NAME POWER RANKINGS 1. Jerrell 2. Jerelle 3. Jahrell 4. Jarrel 5. Jarel 6. Jahrelle POWER GAP 23. Djarehl POWER-ER GAP 43. Jarell
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Allen Crabbe 19 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2015)
Allen “Crabbey Patty” Crabbe is another one of those players who has that weird hairstyle that’s like a bleached mohawk or something. I’m not too terribly up-to-date with the latest in hairstyle trends so I apologize if there’s a name for it that I’m not aware of. All I know is that it sort of…
Read MoreC.J. McCollum 27 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2015)
OFFICIAL 2015 NBA JUMP-SHOOTERS BETTER THAN CJ MCCOLLUM POWER RANKINGS 1. Stephen Curry 2. Kyle Korver 3. Klay Thompson 4. Damian Lillard 5. ????????????? 6. James Harden or something Maybe I forgot a few names, so sue me. We’re talking about jump-shot making ability here, not just threes, nor “who can jack up a bunch…
Read MoreRaymond Felton Triple Double 10 pts/11 asts/11 rebs Full Highlights (12/12/2015)
OFFICIAL 2015 IMPROBABLEST TRIPLE-DOUBLES POWER RANKINGS 1. Raymond Felton [POWER GAP] 2. Giannis Antetokounmpo 3. Brandon Knight 4. Nicolas Batum [POWERER GAP] 15. Russell Westbrook 17. Russell Westbrook 18. Russell Westbrook
Read MoreBoban Marjanovic 18 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2015)
OFFICIAL 2015 NBA BIGGEST EARS POWER RANKINGS 1. Boban Marjanovic 2-423. ???????? How am I supposed to know do I look like a guy who pays attention to ear sizes to you?
Read MoreGerald Green 25 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (11/27/2015)
OFFICIAL 2015 NBA PUNCH-THROWERS POWER RANKINGS 1. Jahlil Okafor 2. Gerald Green 3. Trevor Booker 4. Jeff Teague [POWER GAP] 423. Nik Stauskas
Read MoreGary Harris 20 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2015)
OFFICIAL COMFY THINGS THAT DTB IS CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING POWER RANKINGS 1. It’s snowing outside right now 1.5 The world is covered in pure white snow 2. I have a mug of hot chocolate 3. I just got to watch Gary Harris score a career-high 4. Warm socks adorn my feetsies 5. I’m listening to one…
Read MoreMyles Turner 8 Points Pacers Debut Full Highlights (10/29/2015)
OFFICIAL BABYFACES OF THE NBA POWER RANKINGS [[[2015-16 EDITION]]] 1. Myles Turner [2015 entrant] 2. Gordon Hayward 3. John Henson 4. Stephen Curry 5. Glen Davis [POWER GAP] 500. Langston Galloway [BIGGER POWER GAP] 9000. Kurt Thomas Amendments, corrections, or additions can be supplied in the comments section of this video. They will be considered…
Read MoreGerald Henderson 29 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2015)
Well, that’s it. With a loss to the Heat, the Hornets are pretty much guaranteed to miss the playoffs. Last year’s feel-good, will-only-get-better team failed to take hold of the momentum(?) they had and instead morphed into this squad of failure. To honor this occasion, I have made a power ranking which ranks the people…
Read MoreJabari Brown Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2015)
OFFICIAL ALL-TIME NBA JABARI POWER RANKINGS 1. Jabari Brown 3. Jabari Parker’s right knee 2. Jabari Smith 4. Jabari Parker’s left knee I can understand the ordering of this list causing some consternation among dedicated NBA fans. Jabari Brown is unproven, but significantly better than Jabari Parker’s left knee. It’s closer between him and Jabari…
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