OFFICIAL NBA FLATTOPS POWER RANKINGS 1. Iman Shumpert 2. Nerlens Noel 3. Norris Cole [POWER GAP] 480. Furkan Aldemir
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Aaron Brooks 21 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2015)
OFFICIAL NBA PLAYERS WHO LOOK LIKE ALIENS POWER RANKINGS 1. Aaron Brooks 2. Rudy Gobert 3. Tony Snell 4. Charlie Villanueva 5. Tayshaun Prince 6. Dante Exum 517. Chandler Parsons 518. There is secretly an alien inside all of us right now sucking our life force to weaken us in preparation for the impending invasion…
Read MoreJaKarr Sampson 10 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (1/3/2015)
OFFICIAL NBA PLAYERS WHO LOOK LIKE LEBRON POWER RANKINGS 1. LeBron James 2. JaKarr Sampson [POWER GAP] 450. Furkan Aldemir OFFICIAL NBA PLAYERS WHO ARE AS GOOD AS LEBRON POWER RANKINGS 1. Kevin Durant 2. LeBron James 3. James Harden [POWER GAP] 449. JaKarr Sampson 450. Furkan Aldemir
Read MoreChris Kaman 16 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2014)
OFFICIAL NBA PLAYERS WHO WILL BE MALL SANTAS AFTER THEY RETIRE POWER RANKINGS 1. Chris Kaman 2. Pero Antic 3. Marc Gasol 4. Donatas Motiejunas [POWER GAP] 5. Kyle O’Quinn 6. Andrew Bogut 441. Corey Brewer
Read MoreDeMarre Carroll 18 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (12/5/2014)
OFFICIAL “DE”S OF THE NBA POWER RANKINGS 1. DeMarcus Cousins 2. DeMar DeRozan 3. DeAndre Jordan 4. DeMarre Carroll —-POWER GAP—- 5. DeJuan Blair 6. Dewayne Dedmon The above power rankings make it seem like DeMarre is a worse player than he actually is. He is a perfect glue guy for the Hawks system, being…
Read MoreSteve Novak 15 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/9/2014)
OFFICIAL WHITEST THREE-POINT SPECIALISTS POWER RANKINGS: 1. Steve Novak 2. Luke Babbitt 3. Matt Bonner 4. Kyle Korver 5. Ryan Anderson 6. Jimmer Fredette 500. Anthony Morrow (R.I.P. Matt Carroll) (R.I.P. Jason Kapono) (R.I.P. Troy Murphy)
Read MoreMarcus Thornton 25 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2014)
OFFICIAL FAT NBA PLAYERS POWER RANKINGS: (ranked by how good they are at basketball, not how fat they are) 1. Carmelo Anthony 2. Zach Randolph 3. Marcus Thornton 4. Jared Sullinger 5. O.J. Mayo 6. Glen Davis 7. Jared Dudley 8. Raymond Felton 9. Miroslav Raduljica 10. Hedo Turkoglu 11. Anthony Bennet Honorable Mention goes…
Read MoreRonny Turiaf 14 Points/4 Dunks/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/27/2014)
OFFICIAL SMELLIEST PLAYERS IN THE NBA ACCORDING TO AMAR’E POWER RANKINGS: 1: Ronny Turiaf 2: Boris Diaw I don’t really think that’s fair though. Every NBA player smells bad after a game. As an inside reporter who spends his fair share of time hidden in NBA locker rooms, I’d have to say that the stench…
Read MoreCaron Butler 30 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/22/2014)
OFFICIAL MOST “DONE” NBA PLAYERS POWER RANKINGS: 1. Kevin Garnett. This guy is so done it’s embarrassing 2. Steve Nash. The mind is willing, but the flesh is weak 3. Gerald Wallace. You know a guy is done when all he does is complain about the effort of his teammates 4. Caron Butler. Can’t do…
Read MoreDerrick Favors 21 Points/11 Rebounds Full Highlights (1/2/2014)
Last time I made Derrick Favors highlights, I ranked all current NBA players with the first name “Derrick”. Wouldn’t it be fun if I ranked all NBA players with the last name “Favors”? Yes. It would be fun. If you disagree, just leave. OFFICIAL NBA PLAYERS WITH LAST NAME “FAVORS” POWER RANKINGS 1. Derrick Favors…
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