Chris “Don’t Grab My Balls” Kaman has had bad luck at living up to his nickname. Remember, all those years ago, when Reggie Evans decided to get a big handful of Kaman’s happy-sack? A similar situation came to pass a few days ago where Chris Paul also got a little frisky with Kaman’s “private anatomical…
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Chris Kaman 16 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2014)
OFFICIAL NBA PLAYERS WHO WILL BE MALL SANTAS AFTER THEY RETIRE POWER RANKINGS 1. Chris Kaman 2. Pero Antic 3. Marc Gasol 4. Donatas Motiejunas [POWER GAP] 5. Kyle O’Quinn 6. Andrew Bogut 441. Corey Brewer
Read MoreChris Kaman 16 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2014)
Older (and newer) basketball fans often bemoan the lack of post-play in the modern NBA. Then, they turn around and criticize the few players who do attempt post moves, player like Al Jefferson and Chris Kaman, for being too inefficient. Well, duh, of course they’re inefficient! That’s the whole point. Going one-on-one against someone, with…
Read MoreChris Kaman 12 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2014)
Chris “Kaveman” Kaman is definitely the most hobo-looking guy in the NBA. I don’t think it’s close at all. Josh McRoberts could give him a run for his money if he just failed to wash his hair for a few weeks, but Chris will always retain the edge in bald spot possession. This is one…
Read MoreChris Kaman 28 Points/17 Rebounds/6 Assists Full Highlights
The start of the Lakers game against the Suns was a perfect microcosm of Chris Kaman’s existence. He took a ton of shots and played absolutely no defense. That’s what he does usually, but this time it was especially pronounced. When that ball touches his hands, he almost always looks to score. Sometimes he’ll look…
Read MoreChris Kaman 27 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2014)
Chris Kaman plays like how I would if I were a 7 foot tall hick from Michigan. Post moves! Lefty, righty, it doesn’t matter. He can do them both equally well. Midrange jumper? Doesn’t matter if he’s not set, he can fade any direction to get that shot up. Defense? Who needs it? Harder defense…
Read MoreChris Kaman 17 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/7/2014)
Did you know that Chris Kaman was misdiagnosed with ADHD at the age of two? The medication he was given damaged his basketball career all through high school. It just goes to show that not every behavioral problem needs to be attributed to a brain disorder. But a much more grievous misdiagnosis occurred later in…
Read MoreChris Kaman 19 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/27/2013)
Sports fandom is a funny thing. It leads otherwise rational people to behave in irrational ways and say irrational things. Case in point: Lakers’ fans reactions to signing Chris Kaman. “He’s going to be so much better than coward he has mid range unlike him and can actually make free throws” “hes going to be…
Read MoreChris Kaman 22 Points Full Highlights 11/7/2012
Chris Kaveman unleashes a steady stream of savvy shots against the Raptors. Replacing the injured Nowitzki, Kaman emulates the master himself with smooth jumpers and slick post moves. As a bonus his clutch shot near the end sent the Raptors organization into a tailspin of morosity and ill-will. Not like it wasn’t already there.
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