OFFICIAL REASONS TO MAKE THIS VIDEO POWER RANKINGS 1. Tyler Herro was sort of clutch by scoring three straight buckets with four minutes left in the game 2. I had gone an entire week without making a Tyler Herro highlight video, which is way too long a period of time to go without a Tyler…
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Troy Brown Career High 26 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/23/2019)
OFFICIAL TROYS OF THE NBA POWER RANKINGS 1. Troy Brown Junior. Before this game, I wouldn’t have been able to decisively place TBJ in the number one spot, but now I am making the determination decisively and authoritatively: Troy Brown Jr. is the best Troy in the game right now. No other current Troy could…
Read MoreAbdel Nader Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2019)
OFFICIAL NBA PLAYERS FROM EGYPT POWER RANKINGS – ALL TIME EDITION 1. Abdel Nader 2. Alaa Abdelnaby First off, I want to apologize for not making these power rankings a “Power Pyramid” (which would be extremely appropriate considering the country in question). I wanted to, I really did, but such a Power Pyramid would require…
Read MoreDevonte’ Graham 18 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (11/23/2019)
OFFICIAL THINGS THAT DEVONTE’ GRAHAM IS IN THE TOP TEN OF POWER RANKINGS 1. Made three-pointers. Devonte’ Graham is currently second at 60, behind Harden’s 77. KAT is close on Graham’s heels with 57. What bizarre times we live in. 2. Assists. Graham is in fifth place with 120, behind LeBron, Doncic, Trae Young, and…
Read MoreBrandon Clarke 17 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2019)
OFFICIAL 2019-20 DRAFTEES POWER RANKINGS [POWER CRITERIA: TOTAL WIN-SHARES] 1. Brandon Clarke (1.0 WS) 2. P.J. Washington (0.9 WS) 3. Eric Paschall (0.8 WS) 4. Jaxson Hayes (0.6 WS) 5. Tyler Herro (0.6 WS) POWER GAP 9001. Zion Williamson (0.0 WS) POWER ABYSS 9000001. Cam Reddish (-0.7 WS) 9000002. Jordan Poole (-0.9 WS) POWER EXCEPTION…
Read MoreDillon Brooks 21 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2019)
OFFICIAL SLEAZIEST LOOKING NBA PLAYERS POWER RANKINGS 1. Dillon Brooks 2. Nikola Vucevic 3. Rodions Kurucs 4. James Johnson 5. Kelly Oubre 6. Mike Scott 7. Drew Eubanks 8. Lonzo Ball SLEAZE GAP 422. Ryan Arcidiacono 423. Jarrett Allen
Read MoreChristian Wood 15 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2019)
OFFICIAL BUCKS CASTOFFS CURRENTLY ON THE PISTONS POWER RANKINGS 1. Tony Snell 2. Christian Wood 3. Tim Frazier POWER GAP 4. Thon Maker I don’t know what the Pistons’ deal is with taking stuff that the Bucks didn’t want and trying to build a team with it. This has been going on for years. Remember…
Read MoreDerrick White 21 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2019)
OFFICIAL WHITE PEOPLE IN THE NBA POWER RANKINGS UPDATED 2019-20 EDITION 1. Derrick White 2. Hassan Whiteside* 3. Coby White 4. Okaro White** 5. Isaiah Whitehead** 6. Andrew White*** *Would be in first except he just lost to the guy who would’ve been second so I swapped their positions **Not actually in the NBA as…
Read MoreNikola Jokic All 14 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)
OFFICIAL NIKOLA JOKIC DUNK POWER RANKINGS [EXTRA-POWERFUL 2018-19 EDITION] 1 – 0:41 Jokic posts up Blake Griffin, then goes around him (maybe with the aid of some chicken wingage, all though I don’t see any from the broadcast angle) and hammers it while Andre Drummond furiously tries to contest but only succeeds in signing up…
Read MoreKevin Huerter All 136 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation)
OFFICIAL NICKNAMES FOR KEVIN HUERTER POWER RANKINGS 1. Kevin Huerant A nickname that alludes to one of the greatest scorers in NBA history is a nickname that’s worth having. Note that, even though I came up with this awesome, witty, funny nickname all by myself without any help, that fact does not bias Kevin Huerant’s…
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