If we’re being honest right now, I might be getting just a little bit tired of Reggie Bullock, specifically, the act of making Reggie Bullock highlight videos. This guy is just way too consistent. Since late January, he has only scored in single digits twice. Two times in nineteen games! He’s also scored no more…
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Reggie Bullock 21 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2018)
Reggie “Ock and Bull Torture” Bullock: the best player on the Pistons right now? Let’s take a look at the facts: Blake Griffin: ignore the fact that Griffin just scored 31 against the Raptors. This guy is washed. He is straight up booty flakes with an extra side of booty flake dipping sauce. You could…
Read MoreReggie Bullock 21 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2018)
Reggie “Ock and Bull Torture” Bullock took 21 shots to get his 21 points tonight. If that seems like a lot to you, it’s because that is a lot, like, way way way too many shots for someone like Bullock to be taking. He’s actually pretty decent this year, don’t get me wrong, but when…
Read MoreReggie Bullock 20 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2018)
OFFICIAL REASONS WHY REGGIE BULLOCK ONLY SCORED TWO POINTS IN THE SECOND HALF POWER RANKINGS: 1. Blake Griffin disrupting team chemistry 2. Stan Van Gundy’s schemes are stupid 3. Hawks organist playing distracting organ ditties nonstop 4. James Ennis stealing Bullock’s minutes 5. Ish Smith isn’t really that great 6. “Weird” tacos eaten before the…
Read MoreReggie Bullock 19 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2018)
Just like Larry Nance Jr. wept tears of pure joy when he found out that he was getting traded to the Cavaliers, Reggie Bullock probably wept tears of pure joy when he found out that Tobias Harris was getting traded away from the Pistons. That one player represented the single main impediment to Bullock getting…
Read MoreReggie Bullock Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2018)
The Pistons have Blake Griffin now. It will take me a while to get used to this fact, but in the meantime, we can figure out the potential ramifications the acquisition has on Reggie Bullock and his minutes. Um. Bullock is a small forward, right? Right? Yeah. Let’s say he’s a small forward. Griffin is…
Read MoreReggie Bullock 16 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2018)
Reggie “Ock and Bull Torture” Bullock is giving me Jordan Hill vibes. But these vibes are not the “player comparison” vibes that I usually receive. These are “hair comparison” vibes. Jordan Hill was sort of a forgotten man before he fell out of the NBA (it actually wouldn’t surprise me if he was still hiding…
Read MoreReggie Bullock 20 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2018)
Reggie Bullock’s hair looks like a flower opening and closing when he runs down the court. That’s all I really wanted to say. I thought people should know. What, you want more stupid words to go with these primo highlights? Those couple sentences aren’t good enough for you, Mr. I-Prefer-The-Printed-Word-Over-Moving-Picture-Technology? Fine. Here’s another tidbit: he’d…
Read MoreReggie Bullock 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (1/3/2018)
If you take out all the points Reggie “Ock and Bull Torture” Bullock had in this game, his statline looks pretty meager. Yeah, I know, but it’s worse than usual. 1 assist and 1 foul in 34 minutes. That’s it. If you take into account that most of his scoring damage occurred in the third…
Read MoreReggie Bullock Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2017)
I bet there is a not-insignificant portion of NBA “fans” out there who don’t realize that a human named Reggie Bullock is playing in the league, much less realize that he’s starting for a playoff team. I don’t blame them. The Pistons on their best day are not very exciting (would be more exciting if…
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