Rudy Gobert – Page 2

Rudy Gobert 20 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2017)

Like many other centers whose last names don’t end with “-okic”, Rudy Gobert is a constant double-double threat, but a negligible triple-double threat. In a league where triple-doubles are such a common occurrence that nobody even cares that Elfrid Payton had two of them in a row, this is unfortunate. Let’s put it this way:…

Rudy Gobert 23 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2017)

Question to the people of France: if you don’t care about Rudy Gobert or Evan Fournier or Nic Batum or Kevin Seraphin anymore, who DO you care about? The French aren’t the most nationalistic people in mainland Europe (not even close), but you guys definitely have some nationalistic fervor building up in your loins and…

Rudy Gobert 16 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (3/5/2017)

It looked like a goaltend to me. For real. Speaking as a totally neutral, objective observer. At least close enough to be un-overturn-able. I think the refs made the wrong decision reversing the original call. Straight up. I am not mad about it. I am just stating what I think. Here’s another thing that I…

Rudy Gobert 26 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (2/1/2017)

Rudy Gobert, clad in an all-black skinsuit, had to restrain a chuckle as he easily entered the night-darkened home of Adam Silver. The commissioner had clearly not been expecting home intrusions when he had left the windows of his living room swung open. Now, thanks to his lax security, Adam would pay the ultimate price….

Rudy Gobert 27 Points/25 Rebounds Full Highlights (1/20/2017)

Notice how I put “25 Rebounds” in the title of this vid. That’s because all 25 rebounds are depicted. Every single one, no matter how lame. That’s what “Full Highlights” are all about. Nothing is omitted. As you probably know, I don’t normally show rebounds. They’re not usually very exciting compared to points or blocks…

Rudy Gobert 19 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2017)

I have gotten to the point where vanilla Rudy Gobert dunks are not enough to excite me. I am a twisted and perverted man; the depravity of my desires knows no limits. I need something harder, something more shocking and disgusting than just Gobert catching an alley-oop with nobody around. What I need is for…

Rudy Gobert 18 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/31/2016)

Rudy Gobert should be an All-Star this year. No jokes, no sarcasm, no trying to make a point by making a ridiculous statement. I truly believe that Gobert should be an All-Star. Since this is a Rudy Gobert vid, most of you will agree with me, but if you don’t, I invite you to close…

Rudy Gobert 17 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2016)

Rudy “Gogurt” Gobert: best center in the NBA right now? Eye test says no because he doesn’t score enough points! Advanced stats say yes because advanced stats don’t care about how many points you score! Casual fans wouldn’t be able to tell you which team he plays for but hardcore fans get a half-boner whenever…

Rudy Gobert 21 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2016)

With this 9-of-9* performance, Rudy Gobert pushes himself ever closer to the elusive mark of 70 percent field goal percentage for the season. He’s already best in the league in that stat because of DeAndre Jordan mysterious regression, but no one will remember a guy who shot 69 (lol) percent. They will remember 70. Forever….

Rudy Gobert 17 Points/6 Blocks Full Highlights (12/10/2016)

Quiz time! First (and last) question: What kind of a bitch was DeMarcus Cousins made into by Rudy Gobert? A. A bitch B. A big fat bitch C. The biggest bitch in the whole wide world D. A stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch E. A bitch to all the boys and girls…