Bogdan Bogdanovic stormed through the halls of the Golden One Center, a printed piece of paper in his hands. Arena workers tried to congratulate him on his good game as he stomped down the bland corridors, but he didn’t even break stride to receive their goodwill, so vital was his mission. Even when Katarina, the…
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Bogdan Bogdanovic 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/8/2019)
Looking around the league, there are a lot of players who are well and truly sucking right now. Just a whole bunch of them, every team has one or two or maybe a whole roster full of them (sound familiar, Kings fans?). Just because of the way basketball is, some of those players will start…
Read MoreBogdan Bogdanovic 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/6/2019)
Bogdan Bogdanovic has not had a very good start of the season for the Kings. What’s going on? He’s 27, he should be improving year-over-year, but instead he has regressed badly. I’ve come up with some theories, but that’s all they are, theories. We’ll never know until the 30-for-30 on the SSS (Serbian Superteam in…
Read MoreRichaun Holmes 17 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (10/30/2019)
Through five games of the season, Richaun Holmes is probably the Kings’ best performer. That’s not a good thing, because he’s just a random role-player big with a super limited game, and he’s actually only been good in 2 out of the 5 contests. He backed his way into this accolade, as pretty much all…
Read MoreRichaun Holmes 24 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (10/28/2019)
Richaun “Rich Holmie Chaun” Holmes is what I imagine Willie Cauley-Stein would play like if Willey Cauley-Stein had infinite energy instead of literally none at all. Holmes isn’t as skilled and doesn’t have as much high-draft-pick clout, but he makes up for that by going all out all the time. In an indirect way, I’m…
Read MoreWillie Cauley-Stein All 182 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)
There is a major disconnect between the two camps of Willie Cauley-Stein fans. Before I describe what that disconnect is (astute viewers will have already guessed it anyway, and devoted DTB acolytes will already know it because I’ve discussed it in previous video descriptions), I’ll describe those two camps: Camp one: Fans of whatever team…
Read MoreBuddy Hield All 278 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation Part II)
I drove the van through the night. Early in the journey, I had a pretty good idea of where we were and where Buddy was directing me to go, but by the time it started getting dark, I was totally lost. I don’t like to use my phone while driving (distracted driving is dangerous driving),…
Read MoreBuddy Hield All 278 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation Part I)
Some very weird things have happened to your pal DTB in the past 48 hours. Before you get the whole story, however, you’re going to get a rundown of the weirdness that has been present in my life for nearly two years now. I live with a 12-foot-tall statue of Buddy Hield. He’s made out…
Read MoreYogi Ferrell 17 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
On December the twelfth during the year of our Lord two thousand and eighteen, I neglected to make a highlight video for Yogi Ferrell’s 17-point performance against the Minnesota Timberwolves. I understand that your forgiveness is not earned so easily, but please accept this video as my way of apologizing. Let it act as the…
Read MoreMarvin Bagley 20 Points/1 Coach Fired Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
Marvin Bagley (or more accurately, his dad) finally got his wish: for Dave Joerger to be terminated from his position as head coach of the Sacramento Kings. A strange decision by Vlade Divac, to fire the coach that turned one of the jokes of the league into a respectable almost-playoff team, but after seeing the…
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