Unfortunately, I wasn’t actually watching the conclusion of this game live. I had no reason to think the Pistons would squander their lead, and the Pistons themselves are at the very bottom of teams I want to waste my time watching, so, while I regret missing Buddy Hield’s heroics, I don’t exactly regret missing the…
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Buddy Hield 24 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2019)
The media coverage has died down a bit since me and Buddy (who is not the real Buddy Hield, but a 12-foot-tall purple plastic 3D-printed naked replica of him who has somehow gained sentience) killed a bunch of people in the middle of the night in a zoo parking lot. I didn’t actually kill anybody…
Read MoreBogdan Bogdanovic 18 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2019)
I wasn’t going to make this video, since I believe Bogdan Bogdanovic is a good enough player that he has to score twenty points to qualify for a highlight video, but then I threw all of my ethics and integrity out of the window and made the damn video anyway. There’s many reasons for my…
Read MoreBogdan Bogdanovic 22 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2019)
Looking at Bogdan Bogdanovic’s relatively unstylish haircut and his complete lack of facial hair, I was suddenly reminded of a former Kings player who was from the same approximate region of the world and had a similar plain appearance. I’ll give you a little while for you to figure out who I’m thinking of. Remember…
Read MoreHarry Giles 14 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/10/2019)
Before the season started, I didn’t know what, if anything, to expect from Harry Giles. I knew that he had been drafted as an injured dude who was at one point a top prospect in the nation, but perhaps wasn’t one any longer. I figured that anything he did in the NBA was just a…
Read MoreBen McLemore 20 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2019)
Before this game, I was starting to think that Ben McLemore might be out of the league after this season. And, honestly, I might still kind of be thinking that, because McLemore seemed to turn from “disappointing but playable player” to “a pile of human trash so immense and unskilled that it should never be…
Read MoreJustin Jackson Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2019)
As the team walked into the locker room, the mood of the Sacramento Kings was one of disappointment. To come so close to beating the Warriors, the defending champs and still one of the best teams in the NBA, was heartbreaking. Justin Jackson trudged to his locker, wishing dearly for the laughing and chatting which…
Read MoreBuddy Hield 32 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (1/5/2019)
I swear, my 12-foot-tall 3D-printed purple plastic naked statue of Buddy Hield who has somehow gained sentience is getting smarter by the day. I wouldn’t think he would get smarter just by hanging out in my apartment and watching cute animal videos on YouTube (today he spent about three hours giggling at that video of…
Read MoreBuddy Hield 29 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2019)
For the past few days, I’ve just been trying to forget about the fact that I am the target of a statewide manhunt. Well, I’m technically not the primary target. That would be Buddy, my 12-foot-tall sentient 3D-printed naked purple plastic statue of Buddy Hield that I ordered online for $3,000 bucks over a year…
Read MoreNemanja Bjelica 17 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2019)
It’s a common occurrence for me: I see a player score a considerable amount of points in the first quarter of a game, I set my expectations way too high while experiencing nearly orgasmic waves of hype all across my body, and then my hype level crashes through the floor when the player in question…
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