Nemanja Bjelica 25 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2018)

Take THAT Tom Thibodeau, you big galoot. He probably didn’t even realize that he’d done anything wrong regarding Nemanja Bjelica, even as his former player dropped 25 on him. The points weren’t dropped on him directly, because of he was tasked with defending Bjelica on the basketball court Bjelica would be breaking all sorts of…

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De’Aaron Fox 25 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/10/2018)

Things weren’t going so great for De’Aaron Fox in the first half of this game. He ended the half with two points (both on free throws) and two assists. Using the precepts of mathematics that have been handed down to us by probably Euclid or some other ancient Greek dude, Fox’s exrapolated statline for the…

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Buddy Hield 25 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2018)

I don’t know how long we were there playing with the goats at the zoo. A long time. My 3D-printed 12-foot-tall naked purple plastic statue of Buddy Hield just never gets tired of being around cute animals, especially cute goats who are full of energy and always begging for more treats. And the bag of…

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Marvin Bagley 17 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2018)

Maybe I’m just a huge dumbass, but I didn’t realize Marvin Bagley’s listed height is six foot eleven. He doesn’t look that tall and he doesn’t play like he’s that tall. Was hair included in that height measurement? Because his hair easily adds two or three inches to the top of his head, and it…

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De’Aaron Fox 30 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (12/7/2018)

This is one of those highlight videos where you have to have a serious conversation with your doctor before you watch it. It’s just SO MUCH De’Aaron Fox, all at once. It’s not like an IV drip of Fox. It’s like an Ice Bucket Challenge-sized bucket of ice water being dumped on your head. It’s…

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Harry Giles 13 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2018)

When the score for a game sits at 35-9 after one quarter, you know you’re about to see some serious scrub action. I couldn’t wait for the fourth quarter of this one, as the Kings totally whipped the Suns right out of the gate and then played around with their Hairy Jyles for the rest…

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Bogdan Bogdanovic 20 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/1/2018)

I refuse to believe that Bogdan Bogdanovic is “already” 26 years old. He’s only in his second year which means he has to be younger than that, and also, look at his face. That is not the face of a dude in his mid-twenties. I should know. That is the face of a dude who…

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Marvin Bagley 18 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2018)

I get uneasy when Marvin Bagley does those running hook shots off of post-ups. Those are the kinds of shots that marginal big men take because they’re too weak to take their defender to BBQ town. Very few “good” players take that shot with any regularity. I’m guessing that Bagley takes those shots because he…

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Bogdan Bogdanovic Career High 26 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/29/2018)

The idea has jokingly been suggested to create a Serbian Superteam in Sacramento (SSS) by somehow adding additional Serbs to the existing Serb core that is already on the Kings (Bogdan Bogdanovic and Nemanja Bjelica). But with the Kings hosting the Clippers last night, a team who has two of their own Serbs on the…

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Marvin Bagley 18 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2018)

There are a lot of people hyped for the Kings right now. And for good reason: they’re not terrible! But how much more hype would there be if they had, say… Luka Doncic? Let’s pretend for the sake of argument that having Doncic wouldn’t affect the hype that De’Aaron Fox is currently generating. I’m thinking,…

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