Sacramento Kings – Page 21

Marvin Bagley 18 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2018)

I want to give props to Marvin Bagley for not being as garbage as he looked like he was going to be in the exhibition games. Great work, bro. For real. Problem is, I’m a little low on props right now, so this is the best I can do for the time being: —————————————————– |…

Nemanja Bjelica 19 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2018)

OFFICIAL THINGS THAT THE MISSING LETTER IN THE THUMBNAIL COULD BE POWER RANKINGS 1. T: This game was at the Hawks arena, and if they’re not blatantly advertising that they’re tanking, they should be 2. R: This is a POWER RANKING, after all 3. N: Doing their part to teach people about the Rape of…

De’Aaron Fox Career High Triple Double 31 Pts/15 Asts/10 Rebs Full Highlights (11/1/2018)

You know you’re having a good night (or you’re playing against the Hawks) when you have a career-high in the three major statistical categories: points, assists, and rebounds. Sidenote: do you have any idea how hard it was not to include a joky third category in place of the rebounds? Sometimes I try to actually…

Buddy Hield 25 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2018)

I’m looking at Buddy Hield’s basketball-reference page and I’m seeing that he’s started all 8 games this season after barely starting that many all of last season. It seems clear to me that Buddy should have been the starter last year as well, but I’m struggling to remember who was starting in his place at…

Nemanja Bjelica 21 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2018)

Nemanja Bjelica just keeps having good games. This is not a mirage, this is not an illusion. He keeps having good games because he’s a good player. That is the conclusion everyone is coming to. He’s getting regular enough airplay on my channel that it may be time to start a storyline for him. I’m…

De’Aaron Fox 20 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (10/29/2018)

De’Aaron Fox: legit? He’s averaging 18 and 7 this year after a minorly disappointing rookie season. He’s shooting the ball well as long as it’s not a three or a free-throw. He’s leading his team to wins? Yeah, you could say that. I’m going to go with “legit” on this one, so legit that he’s…

Buddy Hield 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (10/29/2018)

Sometimes I almost feel like a naturalist making observations of wild animals when I’m chilling out with my 12-foot-tall 3D-printed naked Buddy Hield statue. Just like with animals, there’s not really a good way to figure out what’s going through his mind, so you have to guess based on his behaviors. And if he’s just…

Willie Cauley-Stein 26 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2018)

Kings fans have alleged in the past that Willie Cauley-Stein isn’t as focused on basketball as he should be. Looking at his physical appearance and plugging it into my mental database of stereotypes, I could definitely believe that. He just looks like the kind of guy who would be into a bunch of different hobbies…

Nemanja Bjelica 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (10/29/2018)

Nemanja Bjelica was this close, THIS CLOSE, to going back to Europe so he could go back to dominating after a disappointing stint in Minneapolis. A last-minute contract offered by the Kings kept him on this side of the Atlantic, and it turns out that he didn’t need to go back to Europe to dominate….

Buddy Hield 22 Points Full Highlights (10/26/2018)

After the last update on my walking, talking, 3D-printed purple naked Buddy Hield statue, I realized that I didn’t go into as much depth into our zoo trip as I probably should have. It’s a fun story. So here it is. — From our night walks I figured out that Buddy was really into animals…