“Dear Diary, Things are going very badly here in Minnesota. Every passing day brings me closer to the termination of my employment. The relationship between coaching and ownership, always a strained one, is irreparable at this point. My locker room is in shambles, my players hate each other, the fans hate me, and we’re not…
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De’Aaron Fox 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (10/24/2018)
The Kings, for better or for worse, are trying to win games this year. I don’t think they have their pick, but tanking for the best second round pick is a real thing and they don’t care about that either apparently. UPDATE: turns out that a whole bunch of stuff is going on with their…
Read MoreBuddy Hield 23 Points Full Highlights (10/24/2018)
It’s been a while since I gave you guys an update on my sentient twelve-foot-tall 3D-printed naked purple plastic statue of Buddy Hield. Over the summer we had a lot of adventures, but we still don’t go outside as much as Buddy wants ever since he killed a guy who was trying to mug me…
Read MoreFrank Mason 14 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (10/23/2018)
I always get freaked out a little bit when I look at the ages of first or second-year players and they end up being 24 or 25 years old. I’m just so used to all the good rookies being 19 that I forget that there are some players who need the whole 4 years in…
Read MoreJustin Jackson 17 Points Full Highlights (10/23/2018)
Justin Jackson is well-known in NBA circles for being one of the most do-nothing players starters in the league. Technically, he isn’t starting anymore this year, but last year, he started so many games and was basically invisible for more than half of them. Have you ever wondered what you’d get if you took Tony…
Read MoreMarvin Bagley 20 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (10/23/2018)
Just for “fun”, I’m going to figure out how long it took for Thomas Robinson to score 20 points in a game. Not over a series of multiple games, but in a single game. I’m pretty sure it happened, but if I come back with the answer “NULL”, I apologize. To basketball-reference! I’m back! I…
Read MoreDe’Aaron Fox 22 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (10/21/2018)
Is it time to blow up the Oklahoma City Thunder? Sorry, that phrasing is a bit insensitive considering past events that happened in that city. Let’s try again. Would the Thunder be better off if they traded their best players for picks and young players? I’m only asking because they just lost to the Kings….
Read MoreIman Shumpert 26 Points Full Highlights (10/21/2018)
Iman Shumpert has already matched his “2017-18 DTB Videos” total from last year with this unexpected performance. “Unexpected” is probably putting it lightly, at least for me; I really thought we’d seen the last of him doing anything of note in the NBA. He played one game in the 2018 part of last season. Just…
Read MoreWillie Cauley-Stein 20 Points Full Highlights (10/19/2018)
Willie Cauley-Stein, through two games, is averaging 21.5 points per game on roughly 65% shooting. Even though it’s only two games, which the Kings both lost, those numbers look pretty good for a guy who was drafted to be a Tyson Chandler-esque defensive specialist. Luckily, stats for true defensive impact don’t exist, because WCS apparently…
Read MoreFrank Mason Career High 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (10/19/2018)
If you notice that this video is perhaps more shoddily-edited than usual, I apologies. You see, there was a very urgent situation in the DTB household that demanded 75% of my attention, with only 25% of my remaining attention being devoted to the highlights-creation process. I know you’re curious what kind of emergency could have…
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