Sacramento Kings – Page 41

Kosta Koufos 18 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2017)

Kosta Koufos, dressed in a heavy black overcoat and with a black ski mask over his face, burst through the front door of the Walgreens brandishing a handgun. “This is a robbery!” he shouted, running up to the nearest cashier, a middle-aged woman, and pointing the gun at her. There were screams as patrons ran…

Arron Afflalo 19 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2017)

Arron “Afflatus” Afflalo supposedly refused outright to enter a game for the Kings when called upon by Dave Joerger. That’s pretty messed up. Like, seriously messed up. Did he just sit there and pretend he didn’t know he was supposed to go in? Did he outright say no? Did he say no with a pair…

Darren Collison 26 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2017)

If any other player in the league got arrested for domestic-violencing their wife, you would never hear the end of it. As it should be. Darren Collison, though, has so few admirers, supporters, fans, or even people who remember that exists, that he was able to do such things and get away (relatively) unscathed. Collison’s…

Anthony Tolliver 16 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2016)

Sources within the Kings organization have furnished me with the new year’s resolutions of every player on the team. I am providing this list of resolutions with absolutely no redactions, corrections, or other edits. DeMarcus Cousins: Beat up that reporter for real this time Rudy Gay: Get traded Darren Collison: Don’t beat up any more…

Matt Barnes 20 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2016)

I think Matt Barnes’ face just grows more punchable by the year. You would think that some of the effects of aging would soften his face a bit, making it less repulsive and punch-worthy. In reality, the opposite has occurred. He looks skeezier than ever. Greasier than ever. Punchabler than ever. I’m sure Derek Fisher…

Anthony Tolliver 17 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2016)

No time for much of a description on this one: I’m trying to beat my own personal record for fastest highlight-compilation. From start to finish, from first clip to uploaded video, including upload and rendering time, my record is currently 12 minutes and 2 seconds. I was hoping for under 10 minutes on this one,…

Ty Lawson 19 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2016)

Ty Lawson looks damn quick in these highlights. DAMN quick. I didn’t know he still had this in him, that move around Boris Diaw was really impressive even considering that Diaw is the slowest player in the league. You have to remember that Lawson was very likely extremely drunk during this contest, which bumps up…

Kosta Koufos 16 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/16/2016)

Here’s something new to file away in the NBA conspiracy archives: does Kosta Koufos get special treatment from the refs because he looks like he’s forty years old? Both on offense, where he might be allowed to get away with more push-offs and contact than usual, and on defense, where he might have pity fouls…

Garrett Temple 20 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/14/2016)

I don’t suppose we’ll ever know why exactly the Kings decided to “rest” Cousins, Gay, and McLemore for this game. It’s a little bit too early to tank so blatantly but anything is possible with the Kings organization. With two big-time scorers out and one small-time scorer out, this game afforded chances to players on…

Garrett Temple 17 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2016)

One of the puzzling things that the Kings keep doing every offseason is overpaying “quality”, high-character role players. It’s like they expect the Garrett Temples of the world to turn into something more than they are. Every outside observer knows that Garrett Temple has finished improving as a player and is a known quantity, but…