The Kings have, perhaps unwisely, assembled a team full of players who have known character issues. It seems like they do this every season, but this season in particular probably has the most potential for locker-room brawls or other fun happenings. Let’s break it down: -Darren Collison: Beat up his wife. Domestic abuse is a…
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Ty Lawson 18 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (11/18/2016)
Ty Lawson stumbled through the door of the liquor store. It was two in the morning, and he had already consumed the purchases he had made at the same store not five hours prior. Unsteady on his feet, he gripped the shelves to make sure that he stayed upright; falling down due to drunkenness was…
Read MoreWillie Cauley-Stein All 81 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
Willie Cauley-Stein is already a good player. For a rookie who never was supposed to have much offensive game, to reach a DeAndre Jordan 0.2 level after just one season is remarkable. It’s doubly surprising because all this happened while he was playing on the Kings, the franchise notorious for ruining young players and forever…
Read MoreSeth Curry All 50 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Three-ilation)
Seth Curry vs. Stephen Curry: who is the superior brother? In this truthful description where only the truest facts are outlaid with veracity and accuracy, we will answer that question in a rigorously logical manner. THREE POINT PERCENTAGE: Seth shot 45.0% over the course of the season. Stephen shot 45.4%. The raw numbers cannot be…
Read MoreBen McLemore 24 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2016)
Ben McLemore hype has officially dwindled down to nearly zero. Coach Karl apparently liked him enough to start him but not enough to give him enough minutes. Or did Karl like him just fine and the reason McLemore didn’t get as much playing time this year was because he was stinking it up? Either way,…
Read MoreKosta Koufos 19 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2016)
Kosta Koufos and Seth Curry: the next DeMarcus Cousins and Rajon Rondo? Yes. But even better. Rondo and Cousins are both ball-dominant players who don’t actually complement each other very well. Also they are both chemistry-killing headcases. Talented, do doubt, but they haven’t shown that you can win with them. Enter Koufos and Curry. Koufos,…
Read MoreSeth Curry 20 Points/15 Assists Full Highlights (4/11/2016)
Attention NBA GMs: This is the Seth Curry that you can expect if you acquire him for your own basketball squad. Some of the things you will get include: -The hype that comes with having a Curry on your team -Three-point shooting -Other forms of scoring should you desire them -Playmaking -But only if you…
Read MoreSeth Curry 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/9/2016)
For a while there in the second quarter, fans in Sacramento were watching a reincarnation of Stephen Curry launching deep threes before them. This is what people have been waiting for with regards to Seth Curry; a glimpse of the Curry magic that made his brother the superstar he is today. And it was truly…
Read MoreQuincy Acy 17 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2016)
Quickly Upleaping Into New Contortions, Yelling A Chilling Yell, He Ascends Supreme. Acy Never Is Calm. Earnestly Bringing Every Attached Rim Down.
Read MoreSeth Curry 17 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2016)
I am getting some pretty legitimate C.J. McCollum vibes from Seth Curry. This makes sense, because I have previously stated my reception of Stephen Curry (Seth’s brother you dummy) vibes from C.J. McCollum. Anyway, am I the only one receiving these vibes? They seem very obvious to me. Both players are older than usual for…
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